Grapple a goblin, and use it as a meatshield.
(3) You are grappling with the goblin who, despite your size advantage, is avoiding all attempts at being used as a meatshield.
Hack them all! Aaargh!!!
(4+2)You attack the Skeleton, shattering it so badly that one of the shards flies towards your knee. (4+1) It bounces off as though it was nothing more than a feather.
Subtle hint, GM. CHECK MYSELF!!!!!
(4)Name: Soggytowels the Linens of Mortifying
(5)Race: You are a damn fine Plump Helmet Man, if I say so myself.
Secret Gender Roll:1. Female. Somehow.
Skills
(3)Foraging: You can forage half-decently.
(5)Hiding: You can hide so well, if there's a shadow within 10 feet of you, you turn practically invisible.
(3)Digging: Meh. Not one of your better skills, but you can dig if the situation calls for it.
They will die! Aim for the softer parts to hack off.
You aim for one of the softer parts, or try to. There aren't any, though, so you just try to lop off the head, (4+1) and the axe connects. (5-1) And it bounces off. Again.
Smash one of the goblins!
You attempt to punch one of the goblins in the face (1) and punch yourself in the face instead. You fall to the ground, clutching your face in pain.
Oh come on. It shouldn't hurt that bad!
Pick myself up and look for anything that can be used as a weapon. If not, look for an opportunity to sneak up on one of the enemies, take any weapon they have, and use it against them.
You look around for a weapon (4-1) and see none. You do, however, see some chains hanging around one of the orcs neck.
"WHAAAAGH"
Leap back up, continue hacking at the nearest enemies, scream in rage. maybe froth a little at the mouth, for dramatic effect
You leap back up, and start trying to hack another goblin (3+1) and slash through his neck with your cleaver. The severed part sails away in an arc!
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