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[BlitzDungeoneer]

We're doooomed. Might as well check what happened to me.

Now now, whatever makes you think that~? *Evil Laughter*

[4maskwolf]

Name: Daniel Repperger
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Appearance: 6', brown hair and eyes, built like a 'Murican football player
Skills: Herbalism, swordsmanship, and berserking
STR: 8
DEX: 4
SPD:4
END:4
Searching for: swords, shields, armor, is this supposed to be general or specific?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Ooh, 8th player? Imma warp you in next turn. After that, people go on the wait list.
Incidentally, specifying what items you're searching for makes it so you might get them.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Check myself. After that is done, try to walk out of the void. Or fall, or fly, whatever works.

[Sarrak]

Run in the random direction, shield-first.

[NAV]

Igor checks if Igor is changed.

[Sarrak]

Igor checks if Igor is changed.

((If HE has changed, we're really doomed.))

[Beirus]

((Apparently Jase BladeAxeheart is too amusing to the dice for any significant changes to be made. I legitimately had the same rolls as Roll to Derp, -1 point to each roll and the gender and race rolls got swapped.))

Flex. Look at the other people.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I'll only be able to post up a turn later or tomorrow. iPods aren't the best medium for writing up turns.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Turn 2: Just... No

Check myself.

[4]Name Well, it's still Kamur.
[5]Race: You are a damn fine specimen of a Po-Matoran.
Secret Gender Roll:1. You're female. Probably. Your race doesn't permit it, methinks.
Skills
You have none.

Check myself and my items then. spicifically my two cleavers and my armour

4. Your cleavers are with you, and you're wearing some fine leather armour.
[1]Name: You have no goddamn clue what your name is.
[3]Race: Well, you're a semi-solid ghost. You ave a tendency to randomly become immaterial, though.
Skills
[4]Axes/Cleavers: You are fairly decent with both.
[6]Berserking: You're so good at berserking, you can randomly fly into fits of rage at any given moment. Including when you're asleep.
[3]Relentless assault: Well, you can assault things fairly well. Not sure about the relentless part.

We're doooomed. Might as well check what happened to me.

[3]Name: Your name is Bartholomew.
[4]Race: Well, you're an elephant man. Congrats.
Secret Gender Roll:6. Male.
Skills
[4]Brawling: You can throw a punch fairly well.
[4]healing: Well, you know fist aid, and can heal wih magic decently as well.
[1]Running: You cannot run, due to being fairly heavy. Oh, and slow as hell.

Check myself. After that is done, try to walk out of the void. Or fall, or fly, whatever works.

[6]Name: Katharine Anayo.
[2]Race: Nope, just an ordinary human.
Secret Gender Roll:3. Conrats, you're a girl.
Skills
[2]Sharpshooting:You like to think you're good at this. You really aren't, tough.
[1]Observation: Well, you're shit at this too. Sometimes, you miss completely obvious details.
[5]Parkour: Your one true talent, you can jump walls, backflip, frontflip, etc like nobody's business, and you do it fantastically.

Well, you find yourself unable to. There are no walls, but when you walk a certain distance, you are warpe to the opposite side of the void.

Run in the random direction, shield-first.

Same thing happens to you. You're warped to the opposite side.

Igor checks if Igor is changed.

[5]Name: Igor the Invincible.
[1]Race: Well, you're an elven mass of scar tissue.
secret Gender Roll:1. Female.
Skills
[5]Blocking:You can block anything. Anything.
[4]Dodging: You can dodge fairly well too.
[6]Parrying: Well, you can parry swords with pillows. Somehow.

((Apparently Jase BladeAxeheart is too amusing to the dice for any significant changes to be made. I legitimately had the same rolls as Roll to Derp, -1 point to each roll and the gender and race rolls got swapped.))

Flex. Look at the other people.

You flex a bit, before looking at the others. They look fairly weird.

[NAV]

((Igor continues to be OP. Perfect.))

Jump back and forth across the warp point.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Yes. You are an elf, though.))

[Sarrak]

((Igor is female. Elf. And that's... Strange.))

Pray to Thor, after whom I was named.

[Beirus]

((And an elfy elf, too. Not a respectable manly elf.))

Swing Skullsmasher around a bit. Not near anybody, though.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Don't you wish I botched your name roll, and renamed you Cacame?