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[PrivateNomad]

((TAWA YOU HAVE A THREAD TO DO
DONT MAKE ME DO ANOTHER HEADLINE))

[FallacyofUrist]

((Let's go hunt down my TARDIS!))

[PrivateNomad]

((
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[poketwo]

((Let's go hunt down my TARDIS!))

((I already know where it is, and you arn't going to like what happened to it.....))

((
ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED! COME ON DOWN TO /u/sevpay 's PITCHFORK EMPORIUM! I GOT 'EM ALL! Traditional ---E Left Handed 3--- Fancy ---{ I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS! ---F ---L ---e NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS! ---€ ---£ HAPPY LYNCHING! *some assembly required For more selections, visit /r/pitchforkemporium
))

((CALM DOWN YOU DRAMATARD TUMBLR PERSON! ITS ONLY BEEN FUCKIN 2 DAYS SINCE THE LAST UPDATE!!!! SHOW SOME PATIENCE FOR YOUR AGE!!))

[endlessblaze]

-blaze burst through the door-

"that would be the sane option.......BUT SANITY DONT LIVE HERE! WE DEMAND UPDATES! UPDATES OR I WILL UNLASHE THE HORDE!"


"RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"


"I...may have been making a large amount of spore creations...these are some of the weaker ones...."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Such things will not be tolerated. Even from you."

Baliff Fallacy opens his dimensional arsenal door and walks inside it. A few moments later, he comes out with an armful of a variety of strange guns.

"I suggest you leave before I test out my "extractor ethers exciting Aether cannon" whatever that is."

[IcyTea31]

"Lemon, are you still there?"

-snip-

-snip-

("Suddenly glad I'm not at the courthouse, but some indeterminate limbo with surprisingly good phone reception.")

[TheBiggerFish]

"Ahem.  Please stop interrupting the trial."

[poketwo]

"LET THE DERAIL FLOW!!!!!!!"

SUDDENY, CHAOS EVERYWHERE! EVERYTHINGS GOING WACK, YO!

NOW, YOU AT DERAIL!

[FallacyofUrist]

"Ahem.  Please stop interrupting the trial."

"I'm the bailiff, I'm just trying to keep the trial in order! These blokes, however-"

"LET THE DERAIL FLOW!!!!!!!"

SUDDENY, CHAOS EVERYWHERE! EVERYTHINGS GOING WACK, YO!

NOW, YOU AT DERAIL!

"Oh, enough already."

Fallacy removes a "nemiculus rifle" from his stack, then fires it at the insane scyther. A small purple bead flies forth from the rifle, then duplicates itself. Then the duplicates duplicate themselves. Then there are an incredibly large number of the beads. Then the beads are swarming the scyther and burning its flesh wherever they touch it.

"So that's what that does. So. Who wants to track down my stolen TARDIS?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Arrrrrgh.  Out!  Out!  Out!"
Poketwo and endlessblaze are summarily ejected.

[FelixSparks]

"Guys, we're just taking a small recess... Calm yourselves, the case will be back soon, I'm sure."

[FallacyofUrist]

"I certainly hope so."

Fallacy mumbles something under his breath and deposits his weaponry back in his dimensional door arsenal. Afterwards, he sits back down in his bailiff's chair and waits for the case to continue.

[poketwo]

THE BOMBING VOICE OF POKETWO SPEAKS IN RAGE!

" I! AM! NOT! A! SCYTHER!"

"HE COMES!"

WILL TAWA PREVENT THE TOTAL DERAILING OF THE THREAD? WILL WE ALL GET BANHAMMERED?!?!? WHO KEEPS COVERING UP THE TARDIS INCIDENT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BAY12 COURT: WTF NAOW?

[TheBiggerFish]

"Excuse me while I just quietly facepalm over everywhere."