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[TheBiggerFish]

((Ask him why he keeps pausing.  Those sound suspiciously like ....euphemisms.  And like ... credibility loss.))

[FelixSparks]

((That's just the way he talks sometimes. I'll get to that when it becomes relevant. Trying to do this in order.)

[Tawa]

"It was... confidential business. I take... the third."

"But I will add that he never left the government building."

[FelixSparks]

"How are you so sure he never left the building? Were you with him?"
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[Tawa]

"Weren't you there? Didn't you see the... Soviet Russia motif in the building? We have... security cameras... everywhere."

[endlessblaze]

"do you have any records showing they were fired? and would you be willing to allow us to see the video?"

[poketwo]

"Hmmmmm....... Intresting......

[TheBiggerFish]

((Isn't the prosecution supposed to turn over all the evidence to the defense, by the way?))

[Tawa]

((Pffft, in Ace Attorney the prosecution can keep vital evidence in their pocket halfway through the trial because it's more dramatic for them to knock your argument down ten minutes into your speech it's the safest place they know.))

[TheBiggerFish]

((Pffft, in Ace Attorney the prosecution can keep vital evidence in their pocket halfway through the trial because it's more dramatic for them to knock your argument down ten minutes into your speech it's the safest place they know.))

((Pfft, in real life that would be a mistrial.))

[Tawa]

((I'm well aware of that.))

[TheBiggerFish]

((I'm well aware of that.))

((Yeah.  So this isn't RL rules then.  Or any real rules for that matter.))

[Tawa]

6. Depending on the circumstances, the trial may be based on actual logic, insane troll logic, or various courtroom antics. Don't be surprised if you are claimed innocent based on the fact that aliens don't wear hats.

[TheBiggerFish]

6. Depending on the circumstances, the trial may be based on actual logic, insane troll logic, or various courtroom antics. Don't be surprised if you are claimed innocent based on the fact that aliens don't wear hats.

((Yup.))

[endlessblaze]

((how would you even win an insane troll logic case))