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[Tawa]

"Question, what size is the defendant's pocket knife?"

"He do̶es̡n̵'̨t̨ ̧h҉af́f ̵a̵ po͟k̨e͜t̡ kn͞if̴e.͘"

"Also, witness, how well trained is your pokemon?"

"KOMP͠-"

"-LETELY"

"IRRELEVANT. For the love of Armok, please stay on track, Mr. Leafguy!"

[NJW2000]

*A member of the audience is dragged out shouting in a realistic English accent - "I'll give you, 'bloody bugger', you stereotypist and racist, you - just wait till I tell my trouble and strife about this!"*

[Tawa]

((That was a reference.))

[NJW2000]

((That was a reference.))

((*Follows link*... Ooooh, my medication!))

[endlessblaze]

-Blaze calls out from the stands-
 "HOLD IT!"

"If I may interject, I have a question. I assume none of you mind?"

((No images for you right now. Deal with it ))

[Hiddenleafguy]

"So you say, however I find the subjects alibi pretty suspicious, in addition the witness could have murdered the victim, and his pokemon could have bit off the finger."

[Tawa]

"͘Tęl̡l me,҉ ze̛n, ̧FO̡OL͝. ͘Ho̸v̸ d͝o̷ès̵ a͘ VIK̛T͞R͘EE̢B́EĻL҉ m̧a̕ke ̴S̷T̷A͢B ͜VO͢U͢N͟DS̛?!"̕

-Blaze calls out from the stands-
 "HOLD IT!"

"If I may interject, I have a question. I assume none of you mind?"

((No images for you right now. Deal with it ))

"̢V͠at?"͞

[endlessblaze]

"according to the autopsy what was the general shape and size of the wounds, rounded? or more like a blade? radius? diameter? length? I would check myself but I cant get to the report from here."

[Tawa]

"...Ze̶y̢ ̀vere ͠l҉on͘k̢ ̡an̕t̴ ̸d͘e̕e̢p. ͏Li͞k̶e͜ z̛e͠e ̵outli҉ne͝ ͘o͝f̡ ̡ze͞e ̸ka̸ke̷ k͘nìf̢e.̨"͠

[Hiddenleafguy]

"I could have sworn that you said that the defendant had a knife on him. But I could be mistaken, it is hard to understand you with that accent, in fact, can we get a translator?"

[PrivateNomad]

"Thank heavens. I never want to have to recount that scene again... those deep, slim puncture wounds, the blood dripping out of them, the gurgling sound the man made... bloody bugger, it was frightening."

"Gurgling sounds? Mr. Wammy, would it be correct to assume that the man was still alive when you were present? Prosecution, did you hear that correctly?"

[Tawa]

"̕..͡.̸Vat? O̡h̷, ̵s͟ǫrry.̸ ͏*AHE͞M* Eez zis better? Ant, for zee recort, I said zee EXACT OPPOSITE of zat."

"̢...͟N̷ei̕n͞,͏ n̵o ͏s͜vo̢r̛d̷s ̕o͏r kni̷f͞es͢ wer͟e̢ f͝ou͏n͝t on͘ ͢z͘ee ͘de͞feńd͘a̧n̨t̸'͢s͘ b̵od͞y̧."

((In case somebody missed the joke, the way Manfred's dialogue had Zalgo applied was poking fun at how his "Objection!" voice clip in the game sounds like Capcom hired Cthulhu as a voice actor and had him say the line into a two-dollar microphone.))

"Thank heavens. I never want to have to recount that scene again... those deep, slim puncture wounds, the blood dripping out of them, the gurgling sound the man made... bloody bugger, it was frightening."

"Gurgling sounds? Mr. Wammy, would it be correct to assume that the man was still alive when you were present? Prosecution, did you hear that correctly?"

"Zee fictim diet of bloot loss. Eet eez not far-fetchet to say zat zee fictim diet as zee olt man walket onto zee scene, ant zat he triet to get zee olt man's attention."

[endlessblaze]

"correct me if im wrong but did you not say earlier that the defendant had his Pokémon attack? I believe it has already been established that it could not have been a bite. you mentioned that the boys Pokémon probly jabbed with its claws.

this presents a problem. a knife cut would resemble more of a slit, or rip in the victim. rather than the circular puncture created by a jab of the claws."

[IcyTea31]

"Eet eez not far-fetchet to say..."

"Actually, it is."

"Witness, what time of day would you say it was when you found the body?"

"9:00 on the dime, sir."

Autopsy Report
Time of death: 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM.

"By this information, the victim had already succumbed to his wounds when Mr. Wammy found his body. Thus, he couldn't have heard any gurgling death throes. Ergo, the testimony thus far contradicts itself."

[Tawa]

"Yehs, because, as ve ALL KNOW, zere eez NO ZUCH ZING as blood preshure, ant autopsy reports are ALVAYS accurate on zee dot."

"correct me if im wrong but did you not say earlier that the defendant had his Pokémon attack? I believe it has already been established that it could not have been a bite. you mentioned that the boys Pokémon probly jabbed with its claws.

this presents a problem. a knife cut would resemble more of a slit, or rip in the victim. rather than the circular puncture created by a jab of the claws."

Pursuit ~ Cornered

"Zat... zat eez prepostorous. You are not efen zee attorney! You haff no right to eenterject like zis!"