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[Hiddenleafguy]

((Image links for anything except for my default expression are broken due to a reason I can't seem to fix, for this reason I am going to make all expressions the default.))

[PrivateNomad]

((use imgur))

[IcyTea31]

"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir."
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."

"Just to clarify, the 'area' in question is Route 42, no?"

"̡Yo͟u͡r '̕ko҉n̵tra̢d͞i̵ctio̡n͡'̡ ee҉z ̸b͟a͝seles̴s ko͢njektur̕è!̢ ̸Fǫol͟."

"Off the record: going from the defendant being seen leaving an area without anything that could kill the victim in the manner desribed, to him having killed the victim, isn't?"

[Tawa]

-snip-

"͡.̕.. ͢ve͢e a͜ré ͘not҉ şur͏e vh͞y z͞ee ̶f̕i̧ktim ̷has͡ ͢h̢is͡ ̀f҉i̢n͝g͟er͝ ́mis͞si̴nk̕. V́e̷è h̛a͠ff ̢a͘l͝rea̸d̸y̡ ͞b́ee͟n̨ lo͢oḱi̧nk̢ int̴o͞ ze͢e i͜şs̕ue̸,̀ z̧ou͜g̡h͢,͏ ąlz͟ou̢ǵh̨ ͞vee͝ h̀afe̶ ̢no̢ lea̶ds y̛e͡t.͘"

"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir."
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."

"Just to clarify, the 'area' in question is Route 42, no?"

"Yes, quite, sir--"
"Wait, no, I mean the ditch. In Ecruteak City. Silly me, I thought you were talking about where I was headed. Slip of the tongue."

"Off the record: going from the defendant being seen leaving an area without anything that could kill the victim in the manner desribed, to him having killed the victim, isn't?"

"͏I ͝ṕref͝er to ̵k̕al̴l҉ ͝éet̶ ą leap ͏o͠f ͏l͠o͟gi̕c, ra͘th͘e͝r th͏a҉n͠ ̢fa̴it͘h,҉ bu҉ţ ̸ze̴e̵ pro̧s̸e҉cut҉ion̢ v̢oul̨d̀ like͜ ̵tó po͘in͢t͏ óu͟t z̵at͟ ̶z͢ee̡ p̵r̵o͞sek̛ųt̕ion̕ ha̧s͢ ̴al͝ŗèad͟y ̨d͢emonśtrat͞e͏t ͟h҉ow z̢ee ̕defe̶nd̕ant̡ could̛ ha͏f̵f̷ kil̵l͠et z̕ee̕ ̀fi͜ctim̴."

[poketwo]

(OBVIOUS CONTRADICTION IS OBVIOUS))

[Tawa]

((Thanks for pointing that out--it was a mistake.))

[poketwo]

((NOW INTENDED OBVIOUS CONTRADICTION IS OBVIOUS))

[endlessblaze]

((bump))

[PrivateNomad]

"What pokemon do you have?"

[Tawa]

"I don't see how it's relevant, but this is my precious Victreebell."

[PrivateNomad]

"His testimony seems legit. Or maybe nomad sucks at this."

[PrivateNomad]

"AHA, I BUMPED THE THREAD!"

[Person]

(You could always ask for one of the gm attorneys, if you can't figure it out. There should theoretically be something wrong with that "slip of the tongue" statement though. It probably isn't proper to give hints like this but oh well.)

[Tawa]

"́You s͏ee҉m ̵s͟tuck͟. ͝V́i̢t͟ne̸ss! ͡You ma̢y ̵ęn̶t ̴yo̷u̷r ̕kr̢oss̵-͢exam҉i̡n͝at͢ion.̶ Ze̢ęse ͝l͟aw̸y͞ers are ̶an I̕NZ̷ULT͏ ͡to ͏z͡e͏e ̵p͏rofe͞s͢s̕ion!͞"̷

"Thank heavens. I never want to have to recount that scene again... those deep, slim puncture wounds, the blood dripping out of them, the gurgling sound the man made... bloody bugger, it was frightening."

"Ve͢l͏l̡,͢ d́ef̕e̵n͡s̛e?͞ Any las͡ţ ̢vords͟ ͏to̕ ͘z̵ee̢ v̶i͟t̸nes͞s?̷"͜

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Question, what size is the defendant's pocket knife? Also, witness, how well trained is your pokemon?"