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[Dampe]

"I'm familiar with your disease. How much will you pay?"

[Tawa]

"I have loads! I can give you 1000 rubies, my firstborn son, or whatever Giorgio A. Tsoukalos uses to hold his hair up. Take your pick!"

[Dampe]

"That Ancient Aliens guy?
No thanks. And I don't want to see the nightmare spawn of your loins, Link.
Gimme the rubies."
*Sigh*

[Tawa]

"Great! I'll just put it in this chest that's spontaneously appeared here."


"Oh well. You know where you can find some gold skultullas, right? Anyway, so now you'll take the case?"

[Dampe]

"Fine."
What is the case?

[Tawa]

"They think that King Harkinian killed Duke Onkled!"


"I don't know all the details. You should ask him down at the detention center."

[Dampe]

"Aaaaargh, fine. Helen? Helen! GET THE CAR STARTED WE'RE GOING TO PRISON!"

[Tawa]

July 21st
5:08 PM
Detention Center
You calmly stroll into the detention center, when--


"... Oh, it's you, Link. And...?"

"You must be my lawyer. Go on, ask me anything."

[BadLemonsXI]

((Will take on whatever roll is left.))

[Tawa]

Methinks the defense could use a co-counsel. I mean, it'll be way faster if there's several people playing at once.

[Dampe]

"What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow, Your Highness?"

[Tawa]

"Don't ask me useless questions,"

[endlessblaze]

"how do you know its useless? around here, insane troll logic is a valid method for lawyers"

((can I be co council?))

[Tawa]

"how do you know its useless? around here, insane troll logic is a valid method for lawyers"

((can I be co council?))

Wait for BadLemons' input.

[BadLemonsXI]

"Indeed he is right sir troll logic works here."

((Why not both? Lets cap it at two Co-c's.))