Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[than402]

flying kitten corpses, dwarves dying from dehydration and poisonous liquids, our army is a joke, nothing is working, we've got a vampire which also happens to be our queen locked up somewhere, ghosts of children and past overseers haunting our chaotic, disorganized halls and tunnels, an average of 100 deaths every year and a bunch of barrels of blood, like we're a blood bank or something (it might have something to do with Her Majesty)... and to top it off, killer rabbits? this fort is awesome

[Iamblichos]

flying kitten corpses, dwarves dying from dehydration and poisonous liquids, our army is a joke, nothing is working, we've got a vampire which also happens to be our queen locked up somewhere, ghosts of children and past overseers haunting our chaotic, disorganized halls and tunnels, an average of 100 deaths every year and a bunch of barrels of blood, like we're a blood bank or something (it might have something to do with Her Majesty)... and to top it off, killer rabbits? this fort is awesome

Too long to sig, but oh, the temptation.

[snackfox]

Wait, I died? When did I die?

[Zaerosz]

oh god oh god oh god it's my turn oh god

[escondida]

Wait, I died? When did I die?

Sorry, snackfox, I'm honestly not sure. Chances are good that either a guard killed you over a trifle or a child punched you in the head because they were sad, and heads are made of wet paper.

[snackfox]

Man, Harvestcoast was a stable fort (by Dwarf Fortress standards, anyway) before. And then we just spilled the milk jug fulla fun. What the heck happened?

[Zaerosz]

I'm pretty sure it started during your turn when Houn went mad, presumably because of inadequate furnishings in her rooms.

[snackfox]

I'm pretty sure it started during your turn when Houn went mad, presumably because of inadequate furnishings in her rooms.

Yeah, I have to agree.

[snackfox]

So, uh, Escondida? You still there?

[escondida]

Yup, 'sup? Was there a problem with the download?

[snackfox]

Wait oops I thought it was still Escondida's turn.

[escondida]

I couldn't bring myself to finish winter, honestly, but since I started at the start of winter, it all works out.

[Zaerosz]

Sorry about the wait, guys, a combination of family events, job hunting and depression has left me basically half dead. I'll try and put something out this week.

[Iamblichos]

Is this still going?

[escondida]

Time runs slower in Harvestcoast (-: .