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[Projeck37]

((Did the math. Bartimaeus is 4 million years old in void time
i think. i suck at math.))

((Well, I did the math for Ashley once. She was gone for what, a week in Creation, and she spent 10 years? So that's 520 years in one Creation year. Multiply that by how old they are in Creation years.))

[PrivateNomad]

((That makes Bartimaeus around 2M, then. And Alucard around 8K.))

[Projeck37]

((How old is Alucard in Creation years? Younger than Ashley for sure, apparently, because she's 11.9K roughly.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Oh... That probably e-explains the p-pain."

Kaiser touches the shrapnel, crudely gluing the cut together with a thin strip of some metal.

"There, all b-better. P-probably."

[Projeck37]

((If Alucard is roughly 8K, he'd be 16 years old in Creation years. How cute~))

[PrivateNomad]

 "That's a pretty cool ability."
((8K + the years he spent not in the void.
The thought of Alucard being a generic magical girl behind that armor still gives me giggles. His character image out of the armor looks pretty badass though~))

[Empiricist]

So that's 520 years in one Creation year

((...Remind me again why vineyards aren't rushing to employ void users to help rapidly age their wine? ))

[PrivateNomad]

Alucard begins to talk about his research and stuff, which even Ashley might not have even known. Still, it seems like he's leaving something out.
((Probably one of Bartimaeus's job--wine ager. Shit, maybe he kept some wine from 5000 years ago which he still has today, 2 million years of age.))

[Projeck37]

((Nobody bothered to think of it when we decided stuff that happened over the timeskip?))

[Empiricist]

((Probably one of Bartimaeus's job--wine ager. Shit, maybe he kept some wine from 5000 years ago which he still has today, 2 million years of age.))

((Um... wouldn't the wine just pretty much be vinegar by now? There's a threshold at where aging the wine further is a bad idea.))

[PrivateNomad]

((Bartimaeus will still drink it though.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

"I-It's n-not that i-impressive..."

Kaiser keeps his light blush up.

[PrivateNomad]

"You're right, I just said that to make you feel better."
Ouch.

[Empiricist]

((Bartimaeus will still drink it though.))

((I think that's the most effort anyone has gone through just to get vinegar ))

[PrivateNomad]

((Bartimaeus consumed nastier things before. Like humans.))