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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28472 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #615 on: July 22, 2014, 11:04:15 pm »

Enforcing obedience to the second law of thermodynamics

Replacing the Earth's core with molten cheese
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #616 on: July 23, 2014, 02:05:54 am »

Getting resources.

Trapping people in an MMO.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #617 on: July 23, 2014, 02:06:32 am »

Teaching them survival skills.

Not updating your game.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #618 on: July 23, 2014, 03:41:15 am »

Saving productivity to deal with other stuff.

Changing one's avatar when I'm not looking and causing temporary confusion in me.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #619 on: July 23, 2014, 04:38:27 am »

Keeping you on your toes

Auctioning the Prime Minister's toenail clippings
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #620 on: July 23, 2014, 08:15:58 am »

Capitalism

Communism
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TD1

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #621 on: July 23, 2014, 07:06:10 pm »

Fair sharing of resources. This time no one will try to take charge, I'm sure!

Not paying a parking fine.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #622 on: July 23, 2014, 08:51:45 pm »

Squatter's rights advocacy

Deep frying a man
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #623 on: July 23, 2014, 08:53:21 pm »

Southern Style Soylent Green.

Shooting a stop sign.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #624 on: July 23, 2014, 08:54:50 pm »

Target practice.

Burning down orphanages.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #625 on: July 24, 2014, 04:40:28 am »

Producing heat and light.

Witchcraft.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #626 on: July 24, 2014, 04:52:02 am »

Harry Potter.

Eugenics.
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Morrigi

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #627 on: July 24, 2014, 05:03:57 am »

Harry Potter.

Eugenics.
Chlorinating the gene pool.

Homicide by stuffed owl.
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TD1

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #628 on: July 24, 2014, 07:12:30 am »

Just a normal soldier-conquest killing. Tiruin believes we are all owls. I believe Tiruin.

Jesus, using the blinkin' Lord's name in vain.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #629 on: July 28, 2014, 08:49:09 pm »

It's pronounced "Hey Seuss" and the best drugs are taken in vein anyway, it's all good.

Dumbing down all forms of media by throwing in explosions because you can't be bothered to make anything good.
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