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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28463 times)

Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #645 on: July 30, 2014, 05:30:15 am »

An expression of private beliefs

Shooting flying pies in a white house.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #646 on: July 30, 2014, 04:49:49 pm »

Destroying the pastry menace.

Shooting cream pies in a black house.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #647 on: August 04, 2014, 02:17:58 am »

Redecorating

Skinning people alive and using their skins as luxury clothing
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #648 on: August 04, 2014, 02:52:18 am »

Respect for the (soon to be) dead. (and their choice in skin care product)

Being mean on the internet to people who kind of deserve it but not really.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #649 on: August 04, 2014, 04:31:33 am »

  Demolition to expand Medical Services.

  Chewing on your own hair.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #650 on: August 04, 2014, 06:36:30 am »

Thrown out of court for a frivolous waste of time.

Running the mafia.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #651 on: August 04, 2014, 06:57:09 am »

Inheritance of the family business.

Aggravated assault with a plastic spork.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #652 on: August 04, 2014, 07:04:38 am »

He took it too seriously sir, it was a joke. How was I meant to hurt him with that?

Mining a public road.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #653 on: August 04, 2014, 10:44:54 am »

Public works project.

Creating a cave-in to bury someone you owe money to.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #654 on: August 04, 2014, 10:51:05 am »

Forward-thinking conflict management

Spelling things wrong
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #655 on: August 04, 2014, 01:14:30 pm »

Lerning about the grammer natzees.

Provoking the Grammar Nazis on purpose.
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #656 on: August 04, 2014, 04:42:03 pm »

  WWIII.

  Killing anything you touch.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #657 on: August 04, 2014, 05:05:55 pm »

Midas, extreme version.

Forgetting a game you're Gm'ing

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #658 on: August 04, 2014, 05:10:45 pm »

Uhh.... being AFK?

Being AFK while not being AFK.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #659 on: August 04, 2014, 05:14:52 pm »

Creative interpretation of the circumstances.

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