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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 27900 times)

the1337doofus

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1035 on: December 08, 2014, 09:21:38 am »
Getting them into a sport at an early age.

Brainwashing children into not liking motorcycles.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1036 on: December 08, 2014, 09:57:07 am »
Working to reduce the global amount of traffic accidents per youngster.

Dressing up as a police and attempting to guide traffic in a busy crossroads, with fatal consequences.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1037 on: December 10, 2014, 12:01:07 pm »
Multiple personality disorder and gross negligence on account of said multiple personality disorder.
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Eating more than one baby.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1038 on: December 10, 2014, 02:08:54 pm »
A slightly less modest proposal.

Opening up an all-you-can-eat baby eating establishment with a wide variety of sauces and desert bar.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1039 on: December 10, 2014, 02:12:42 pm »
a caviar bar


butching christmas songs
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1040 on: December 10, 2014, 07:13:11 pm »
Religious freedom



being allergic to penicillin.
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IcyTea31

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1041 on: December 10, 2014, 11:59:48 pm »
Being unlucky with your genotype and/or phenotype. Not actually a crime.

Ditching your lungs and putting gills in their place, FOR ‼SCIENCE‼
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1042 on: December 11, 2014, 12:32:47 am »
Improvement of respiratory system with calculated risks.


Stabbing a DJ 57 times in the kidneys.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1043 on: December 11, 2014, 12:34:44 am »
Ending what the alcohol and drug abuse started


Selling said kidneys
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1044 on: December 11, 2014, 01:10:07 am »
Organ donation.

Being a ****ing box [/reference]
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1045 on: December 11, 2014, 11:02:55 am »
Playing SS13. [/counter-reference]

Consume... consuming everything...
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the1337doofus

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1046 on: December 11, 2014, 11:48:53 am »
Being a Very Hungry Pumkin. [/stupidreference]

Farming aquatic sentients for their children's bones.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1047 on: December 11, 2014, 11:55:49 am »
Being a slightly-above-average member of the Bay12 Community.

Being that guy whose name starts with O but whose name we try not to say.
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IcyTea31

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1048 on: December 11, 2014, 12:10:51 pm »
Doing many a heroic thing and having a lot of fun with children, surely enough to surpass any minor details about said actions.

Going into too much detail when talking about The Incident.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1049 on: December 11, 2014, 12:23:09 pm »
Gross ignorance.

Modding in creatures whose sole purpose is to have their flesh boiled off for your amusement.
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