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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 27909 times)

Malt_Hitman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1005 on: December 06, 2014, 11:33:55 pm »

A stalwart "No Discrimination" policy.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1006 on: December 06, 2014, 11:39:57 pm »

Scientific research.

Poaching.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1007 on: December 07, 2014, 12:37:29 am »

Enjoying your eggs cooked a particular way.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1008 on: December 07, 2014, 12:48:55 am »

Feeding the Family.


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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1009 on: December 07, 2014, 01:56:38 am »

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1010 on: December 07, 2014, 02:06:49 am »

Making a withdrawal and defending yourself.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1011 on: December 07, 2014, 02:11:12 am »

Expressing a political opinion.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1012 on: December 07, 2014, 02:24:11 am »

Vietnam


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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1013 on: December 07, 2014, 04:04:01 am »

Cutting the hands off of all those who rebel against your oppressive rule then going back to your capital with and army, shrug off your war crimes, kill one of your former friends in a bloody battle then take control of your nation as almost kind/emporer person
You have your hobbies, I have mine.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1014 on: December 07, 2014, 04:05:29 am »

Whistle blowing.

Dealing illegal arms to American citizens.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1015 on: December 07, 2014, 11:44:43 am »

Showing eager support for the 2nd amendment.

Stabbing somebody with the bayonet of a Mosin.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1016 on: December 07, 2014, 12:04:28 pm »

Showing eager support for the 2nd amendment.

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Extreme Historical Reenactment.

Trying to take over the world through armed rebellion.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1017 on: December 07, 2014, 12:30:56 pm »

Uniting all peoples under a common, equal nation.

Building a military of child soldiers.
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Malt_Hitman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1018 on: December 07, 2014, 12:36:35 pm »

Thinking of the children.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #1019 on: December 07, 2014, 01:32:39 pm »

Liking change just a little too much


Slapping the crap out of your teacher for being wrong
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