Go to somewhere solid and hospitable to my life and activate the Core!
[1] You get assassinated before you can activate the Core. Respawn?
Search for the "spellbook" section.
[2] The spellbook section is apparently section 4A9E. The map doesn't tell you where that is.
Kill all the anarchists and establish complete control over the city
[2] The demon particles punch you repeatedly with your own hand.
Find out where worst plague in universe currently is.
[3] You find a major plague.
"Okay. I'll remove it from my pocket. I'm not sure exactly what that will do though. My apologies if everyone in Hell suddenly feels like they have been reduced to a pile of atoms."
Remove Hell from my pocket, try to keep it unsquished. If possible, keep ascending Aoshima.
[2] You pull out some pocket lint.
Begin attempting to ascend to godhood through mantling, in other words, pretend to be a god, until I become a god, if fucking Talos did it, SO CAN I. (Happens to like the god that Talos replaced, more then Talos.)
Godhood doesn't work like that in this universe.
Extend to Earth's Moon.
Instruct Intertank to control the interstellar empire's home system.
If that works, send the Champion through the teleporter thing to conquer their homeworld, 'peacefully'.
[6] You possess Earth's moon, without damaging any of it other than the crust. Most of your new surface is converted to lava, however. Orders given.
Combine my raw materials with the rabbit entrails to create a useful item!
[2] You create a heap of inedible rabbit entrails on a stick.
Make friends with some people.
[5] You form many friendships.
Convince the demon-particles to only be unfriendly to enemies of the council.
[4] You get them to not be actively malevolent to anyone who isn't an enemy of the council.
Seize the home system of the interstellar empire.
[4] You gain control over that system.
Invade the homeworld of the interstellar empire.
[2] Your attack is repelled.
Just build my own minions, far away from Paphi.
[1] You build an rebellious robot army. They can't harm you directly, but they are annoying.
Beirus: 49
Nosaneinme: 16
AoshimaMichio: 27
Sarrak: 52
High tyrol: 59
endlessblaze: 44
Salsacookies: 55
poketwo: 59
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 38
Generally me: 8
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 32
conein: 20
H4zardZ1: 11
Whisperling: 22
Hiddenleafguy: 16
FallacyofUrist: 2
Megggas: 19
Elephant Parade: 11
The Froggy Ninja: 12
Tomasque: 12
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has many friends.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
FallacyofUrist
Has a device that creates self-replicating robots entirely focused on self-replication.
Dead.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Moon is part of Paphi.
Hell
Is empty except for screaming damned souls.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Former contents of Hell
In Coolrune206's pocket.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.
Satan's palace
In the former contents of Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of the former contents of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
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