"You know what? That'll do. Sorry guys! But that'll do. Oh right, let's make Aoshima a deity."
Make Aoshima into a minor deity.
[3] You make AoshimaMichio a demigod.
Action SWITCH!
Spend 3-5 points making it so that Coolrune cannot put on pants, or shirts with pockets on them, or anything with pockets!
(Addon to last action.) In addition, if any of the previously mentioned items are current items are on him when it happens, they disintegrate into pure, unholy, and unhealthy energy.
"Aoshima, I'm a bit busy making you a god, but this random guy is kinda trying to take my clothes off... could you hinder his action please?"
"No problem. Consider it done. Because he's undoing himself."
Hinder Hiddenleafguy's action with Coolrune's clothes if it even gets through. +1
Otherwise find out where worst plague in universe currently is.
[4
-1-1] Coolrune remains clothed, and has no more pocket-related restrictions then normal.
Wait, so I'm a sentient paradox, and I also have a foam hand that can conceal paradoxes? Neat, I can conceal myself!
Find some more books to read.
[5] You find a library with a lot of interesting books.
Create the Core, a metal sphere capable of processing any matter into robots that obey my command, which can themselves process matter into robots that obey my commands, and so on and so forth. All points.
[1
+9] Done, but you place "make more robots" in their programming instead of "obey me".
Now to retake my city and homeland. Retake Bulbaria! +1 points!
Nunzillor, may I decree that the Red Council now has a home and country in hell?
You fill out the paperwork for changing who rules Bubblaria.
Assert that I had no conventional senses to begin with, thus I could not have lost them.
Failing that, replace my senses with some that can function coherently over massive distances. +x, +2, ascend if necessary.
You make that assertion. You can't tell if anyone heard it. You certainly didn't.
2 points spent. [6
+2] You now see everything except yourself within several kilometers of your surface in enough detail to disintegrate most things by looking at them funny.
Woohoo! Looks like we're eating good tonight, Whiskers!
Take some of the bunnies in the bunny farm and make them into a nice pot of rabbit stew. Feed the stew to myself and Whiskers.
[1] You make a heap of contaminated rabbit entrails.
Get employed
[5] You get a well-paying job.
"The souls are getting restless in the void that was once our home. Look, is this agreeable to you, Coolrune?"
Replace the mini-clones in Coolrune's pocket that comprise the matter of Hell with functionally identical demon-atoms and demon-molecules. Ensure that the clones are safely displaced to another dimension in the process. Needed points +2.
5 points spent. [5
+2] Done, but the demon-particles are unfriendly.
Is portals that goes to hell are 2-way or 1-way?
They're 2-way.
Beirus: 48
Nosaneinme: 15
AoshimaMichio: 26
Sarrak: 51
High tyrol: 58
endlessblaze: 43
Salsacookies: 54
poketwo: 58
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 37
Generally me: 7
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 31
conein: 19
H4zardZ1: 10
Whisperling: 21
Hiddenleafguy: 15
FallacyofUrist: 1
Megggas: 18
Elephant Parade: 10
The Froggy Ninja: 11
Tomasque: 11
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
FallacyofUrist
Has a device that creates self-replicating robots entirely focused on self-replication.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Is empty except for screaming damned souls.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Former contents of Hell
In Coolrune206's pocket.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons.
Satan's palace
In the former contents of Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of the former contents of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.