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Reboot it.

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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Hiddenleafguy]

Respawn as an aasimar (tiefling, but for gods instead of daemons.) then go steal one of coolrune's anti-mindcontrol jewelry pieces. Then if I still have time go pick up my amulet. "Anyone have any idea what day of the week it is in this messed up universe where a normal day amounts to attempting (and failing.) to usurp Satan?"

[Generally me]

That is sooooooo boring though

Respawn as Jim the accountant

[FallacyofUrist]

Trance out.

[spazyak]

Respawn as an aasimar (tiefling, but for gods instead of daemons.) then go steal one of coolrune's anti-mindcontrol jewelry pieces. Then if I still have time go pick up my amulet. "Anyone have any idea what day of the week it is in this messed up universe where a normal day amounts to attempting (and failing.) to usurp Satan?"

OH GOD I FUCKED UP, PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!

[Megggas]

Become a bunny match maker.  Use my hat to create a hundred or so bunnies, then start pairing them into romantic couples based on their personalities.  After that, free all my bunnies, except Whiskers, so that they can populate this barren wasteland.

[Nunzillor]

AGGHHHH SOMEBODY HELP GET ME SOME MORPHINE OR MAKE ME NUMB TO PAIN!
Slowly become numb to the pain and become one with the pain!

"Relax.  This will help."
Inject a small amount of the timelessness potion into spazyak with a needle.  Then, chug the rest.

[spazyak]

AGGHHHH SOMEBODY HELP GET ME SOME MORPHINE OR MAKE ME NUMB TO PAIN!
Slowly become numb to the pain and become one with the pain!

"Relax.  This will help."
Inject a small amount of the timelessness potion into spazyak with a needle.  Then, chug the rest.

an unitelligable blend of thank yous

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Calm down, I cannot be bothered to use my meta-knowledge to figure out what is wrong, so explain the situation to me."

[spazyak]

"Calm down, I cannot be bothered to use my meta-knowledge to figure out what is wrong, so explain the situation to me."

I tried to become invincible by effectively coming a Schrodinger's cat state. NOW I'm In every state I've ever been in including every injury and death I've ever had! I'm invincible, but also in SO much pain

[Hiddenleafguy]

"It seems that you have several ways to do this. I personally recommend that you surgically remove your pain receptors, but there is a downside, you will be unable to tell if someone starts to put artificial ones back in while you sleep."

[spazyak]

"It seems that you have several ways to do this. I personally recommend that you surgically remove your pain receptors, but there is a downside, you will be unable to tell if someone starts to put artificial ones back in while you sleep."

Guess  I won't have to sleep, I mean I am all states at once, I am awake and assleep, dead and alive! JUst GAHAHAGGHGHGHHG IT HURTS SO MUCH BEING IMORTAL!

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Do you want me to go find a macguffin and kill you permanently slay you?"

[Coolrune206]

Heal Spayzak in all of his different forms.

[spazyak]

"Do you want me to go find a macguffin and kill you permanently slay you?"

NOOO!!!!!

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Wait, would morphine work? I think it would not, due to you being in every state you have ever been. What you need is a good old fashioned mortality shot! Although you may not be immortal, you can finally rest in peace."