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End it.

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Reboot it.

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Neither.

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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[conein]

Where am i anyways?

go on a lonely planet

[spazyak]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

Ah Nullinzor, old buddy, mind perhaps assisting my so I can assists you?

"Spazyak!  Taking good care of Hell, are you?"

No, paphi killed me so I got control of the UDC and became god of destruction. working on reclaiming Hell with Hidden Leaf, you?

[Paphi]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

"Name your price, Nunzillor. I have many boons to offer."

((Do I have alt-spazyak's power?))

[spazyak]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

"Name your price, Nunzillor. I have many boons to offer."

((Do I have alt-spazyak's power?))

(9nevermind )

[ShadowDragon]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

"Name your price, Nunzillor. I have many boons to offer."

((Do I have alt-spazyak's power?))

Yes, you have alt-spazyak's power.

[spazyak]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

"Name your price, Nunzillor. I have many boons to offer."

((Do I have alt-spazyak's power?))

Yes, you have alt-spazyak's power.

Well carp

[Nosaneinme]

Okay, Time to Timesuit to point of time before humanity and stop person, with 6 point

[Nunzillor]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

"Name your price, Nunzillor. I have many boons to offer."

((Do I have alt-spazyak's power?))

"Very good!  I'll need unicycles.  And judge wigs.  Lots and lots of unicycles and judge wigs.  Think you can do that?"

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

Ah Nullinzor, old buddy, mind perhaps assisting my so I can assists you?

"Spazyak!  Taking good care of Hell, are you?"

No, paphi killed me so I got control of the UDC and became god of destruction. working on reclaiming Hell with Hidden Leaf, you?

"Ah sorry to hear that.  Well, I fell asleep after I hit my head.  I think there may have been some brain dabage.  Cabbage.  Damage.  But not to worry, I am as committed to justice and righteousness as ever!  My next plan will revolutionize the very concept of the trial."

[spazyak]

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

"Name your price, Nunzillor. I have many boons to offer."

((Do I have alt-spazyak's power?))

"Very good!  I'll need unicycles.  And judge wigs.  Lots and lots of unicycles and judge wigs.  Think you can do that?"

"Well, that was a nice nap.  Hmm, is someone stealing my time machine?  Hey, whoever's doing that, I'll sell it to you for the right price, but you can't just take it."

Ah Nullinzor, old buddy, mind perhaps assisting my so I can assists you?

"Spazyak!  Taking good care of Hell, are you?"

No, paphi killed me so I got control of the UDC and became god of destruction. working on reclaiming Hell with Hidden Leaf, you?

"Ah sorry to hear that.  Well, I fell asleep after I hit my head.  I think there may have been some brain dabage.  Cabbage.  Damage.  But not to worry, I am as committed to justice and righteousness as ever!  My next plan will revolutionize the very concept of the trial."

Before you do anything please come with me to a UDC trauma medical center,

[Nunzillor]

"I am much improved this way!  I am afraid I must decline to be 'fixed.'  After all, can you fix the moon?  The stars?  Does that even make sense or have to do with anything?  Please tell me.  I am confused."

[spazyak]

"I am much improved this way!  I am afraid I must decline to be 'fixed.'  After all, can you fix the moon?  The stars?  Does that even make sense or have to do with anything?  Please tell me.  I am confused."

Do you wish for it all to make sense, to be able to learn how to fix a broken moon with power and magic? I wish  to just fix the broken neurons in your brain.

[Nunzillor]

"Worry not.  Everything is clearer now than it has ever been."

Create a host of flying judges on unicycles.  They shall judge suspects, punish the guilty, and report to no master.  Use construction materials from Paphi.  5 points.

Also, allow Paphi to have time machine.

[Paphi]

"Well, Nunzillor, is it acceptable that these items may drive weak minds insane, destroy everything they touch, call upon my holiness, and/or be used as otherwise terrible weapons of mass destruction?

[Nunzillor]

"I will agree to them if they are focused tools of destruction.  Only if they can be utilized with precision and some form of control."

[Paphi]

"I will agree to them if they are focused tools of destruction.  Only if they can be utilized with precision and some form of control."

"So be it!"

Create countless unicycles and judge wigs for Nunzillor, utilizing whatever weird magics I possess to give them varied and focusable powers , +5, directing my champion to retrieve the time machine if necessary.

Void action if Nunzillor doesn't come through.