Smite paphi with the protector. If the protector's buff will not activate, ascend to hyper-god. +4 points to either action
Also, Smite Spayzak with the protector as he is about to kill a lot of people.
I am not executing this due to it being multiple actions.
"Well, that went poorly."
Convince Satan to declare war on Paphi. If possible, also send army to destroy Paphi. All points.
sink into the dark abyss where I can regrow and regather my strength.
"You may have destroyed my physical form, but I shall come again! I shall bring death and destruction to all. There shall be no peace, no life, only death! I care not for humanity, for it is lost! "
Order my empire's army (if it doesn't have one spend 5 points to make a high-tech army of multiple races that is loyal to me appear in hell) to push the orcs out of my section of bell (I have spazyak's section so the nation is in the same boat as it was when he ruled it right?)
would sink a tendril into his mind to influence his thoughts
Yes...YES... A worthy replacement. Some one who i can trust to run my empire. Bring about its regrowth and I shall provide you...gifts....
You're too dead to do those things.
"What kind of planet is yours, paphi?"
(also what is my "sidekick"'s name?)
"My world is a golden utopia for my pets, tailored to their needs, welcoming to guests, and toxic to intruders. Enjoy your stay as my personal guest! Should you need something, only ask. But no funny business.
And I apologize for the overkill, Satan. I hope my lost power will benefit your means.
To the others who wish me dead, I hope you are ready."
Attempt to contact the intertank. Recall the champion to homeworld; standing orders to defend against any intrusion. Recall intertank if possible +3. Otherwise, inspect my moons. Spend 3 points to prevent myself, and my champion hopefully, from merely being wished away. If I am already resistant to that, engage my attackers with eldritch power.
You continue to lack contact with the intertank. No one is both trying to attack you and able to reach you.
Keep meditating on the nature of souls.
[5] You learn how to control any number of souls, as long as you can reach them.
Order my empire's army (if it doesn't have one spend 5 points to make a high-tech army of multiple races that is loyal to me appear in hell) to push the orcs out of my section of bell (I have spazyak's section so the nation is in the same boat as it was when he ruled it right?)
[3] You clear the central area of your territory of orks.
Gathar moar orkz far da WAAAAGH!!!
[6] You gain a much larger force of orks, but some of them are loyal to the demons under your command, as opposed to you.
me with "sidekick name": build a base
[1] You reduce a mountain to rubble in a failed attempt to build a base inside it.
Plan Renew Earth with all point that i have and Fuff bonus of have interstellar empire doing this
[1
+4] You completely restore Earth to it's former glory.
Dream of chaos, destruction, whatever phantasms my eldritch brain can conjure.
It might be to someone's benefit to release me, considering I'm capable of considerable destruction in this form. Just sayin'.
[6] You dream up the slaughter of your minions.
"What? Who are you? Look at the destruction that Paphi has caused. Whole planets, bent to his will! He will only continue unless he is stopped!"
"The seals must be put to use. Unite hell....work together....so we shall survive....our empire must continue. Surprised you don't know me...but you are....the survivor...of the...fallen....empire of humanity."
"Spazyak? Of course. Hell endures. United, it shall defeat Paphi."
Banish the Orks from Hell, forcefully, using army.
Your forces cannot remove anything from Hell while it's still sealed off.
Orks must attack no one but paphi. All points.
[6
+1] You add a new law to reality stating that non-player orks cannot do anything other than attack Paphi.
Return to the homeworld.
[3] You barely reach the portal.
Beirus: 38
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 17
Sarrak: 33
High tyrol: 38
endlessblaze: 30
Salsacookies: 34
poketwo: 38
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 21
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 11
DoctorMcTaalik: 11
conein: 6
H4zardZ1: 1
Whisperling: 9
Hiddenleafguy: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
Can control any number of souls.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by Hiddenleafguy.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few tribes of mortals in relatively safe places.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has 1 galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the civilization is under the control of Generally me.
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