EDIT: Me and sidekick: KILL THE ORKS SO MUCH THAT NO ONE CAN BE AN ORK ANYMORE
That action needs 5 points.
"Religious stuff? Bah. I can't even go atheistic, as I already know that I exist. Well, maybe some worshippers will help ease the burden."
Get devils and orks to worship me in their spare time. Also, heal any wounded I come across with my admittedly bad healing wand.
[6] You start widespread demonic worship of you, which disrupts a lot of infrastructure due to weakening demonic magic.
Haunt Coolrune (in a benign, helpful way).
[1] You screech a constant stream of blasphemy into Coolrune's ear.
give my planet some more plantlife
[6] You cover the surface with murderous plants.
Now my Interpalent to become interstellar, find the closest system to conquer, If need Give Black Cosuil more power for my whole. Which This Nine Role as
My diplomat(Please other nation of equal power of my's)
My Imperial treasurer(You know Manger of Money)
My Grand arm of men(Leader of Armies)
My Spymaster(To Find Plot and conspiracies)
My Peacekeeper(To keep Cvil Peace)
My Grand Adviser(Second In command)
[2] You don't locate any nearby planets you don't already rule. You then organize your minions.
"Religious stuff? Bah. I can't even go atheistic, as I already know that I exist. Well, maybe some worshippers will help ease the burden."
Get devils and orks to worship me in their spare time. Also, heal any wounded I come across with my admittedly bad healing wand.
sacrifice the orks to increase my powa! Then rebuild my ships! +1 point for luck!
Send the armies of the damned to spread out and and destroy coolrunes and paphi's army."
"I have become sPazyak-bringer of pestilence, destroyer of worlds, eater of souls! I shall become our death and feast upon your eternal soul forever! Or you could work for me and i will not kill the Orks and feast upon their flesh!"
You can't reach the orks, your forge world is out of materials, and your army rebels against you due to receiving suicidal orders.
Unite the five civilisation into the UDC(united democratic coalition) +1
[4
+1] The UDC forms without issues.
Order my champion to find and harvest any demonic, angelic, mundane, eldritch, etc power on Earth. Begin work on an interdimensional craft for the tank, with the aid of the homeworld castes.
Order homeworld to make an interdimensional craft for the tank, +2.
Order given. [4
+1] The homeworld builds an interdimensional craft with enough power to haul small moons around and full access to the tank's firepower.
BRAUKE OUTA JAIL!!!
[6] You destroy the fortress in the process.
I Start a riot.
[5] You start a bunch of riots.
Alright, I guess it's time to stop with the realism. I have points to spend. Assume the form and mind of that Greatest of Great Old Ones, Cthulhu. Ideally, I should inherit his insanity-inducing powers as well. +4
Edit: If Spazyak manages to find my base (which I would expect to be difficult, but not impossible), order my rebels to take up combat positions along the trench. Nevermind that they're completely unarmed. Then ascend to Old One status.
Alright, I guess it's time to stop with the realism. I have points to spend. Assume the form and mind of that Greatest of Great Old Ones, Cthulhu. Ideally, I should inherit his insanity-inducing powers as well. +4
Edit: If Spazyak manages to find my base (which I would expect to be difficult, but not impossible), order my rebels to take up combat positions along the trench. Nevermind that they're completely unarmed. Then ascend to Old One status.
Assist with eldritch-moon-power.
[4
+1+1] DoctorMcTaalik becomes Cthulhu, including being sealed in R'lyeh.
Create an impenetrable force field around Hell. Needed points + 2.
Create an impenetrable force field around Hell. Needed points + 2.
Assist
Create an impenetrable force field around Hell. Needed points + 2.
Assist. Ensure it is truly impenetrable.
5 points spent by Nunzillor. [6
+2+2] You completely seal off Hell, except for 3+ point actions. You also don't know what is happening to damned souls. Other than that they aren't going to Hell.
Look for more power on Earth.
[2] You don't find any power.
Beirus: 36
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 15
Sarrak: 31
High tyrol: 36
endlessblaze: 28
Salsacookies: 32
poketwo: 36
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 19
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 12
DoctorMcTaalik: 9
conein: 7
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 7
Hiddenleafguy: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world, which is out of materials.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
Rules Satan's palace.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interplanetary empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Has a base just above Satan's throne room.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.