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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Paphi]

Give the planet teleportation abilities as well.

[Nunzillor]

Beam the gift of madness into the minds of zombies.  2 points.

[ShadowDragon]

Give generally me hat related powers, if he accepts being a prophet of my hat godhood.

[6] You transfer your divine control over hats to Generally me.

Respawn as head of interplanetary corporation

[5] Done. You are a very large and sapient colony of fungus. Your corporation is a shipping company somewhere in the Sculptor Group. You have easy access to intergalactic teleportation.

Smash an monkey typewriter

[3] You smash a normal typewriter.

Time to spread madness and insanity in their name!

[2] You spread mild confusion in their name.

Give generally me hat related powers, if he accepts being a prophet of my hat godhood.

Wooooooo hat powers! Also make the pizza golem empire love me so much they want me to control their minds. Also tell zombie planet to stop eating planets +1

That is multiple actions, more than one of which are not commanding minions, and as such will not be executed. However, the pizza golems will not act this turn, to not give the pizza golems an advantage in actions.

Summon the jellyfish! 3 points.

[2] You fail. The jellyfish remain absent.

Alter ratio of dark energy pressure and its energy density enough to stop universe from expanding. +1

[3+1] Done. The universe is now very slowly growing.

Give the planet teleportation abilities as well.

[1] You add a teleportation blocker to the planet.

Beam the gift of madness into the minds of zombies.  2 points.

[3+1] Done.

Reinforce reality.

[3] You reinforce the local group's section of reality.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

bigjaredmonkey: 2
Nunzillor: 5
poketwo: 8
Paphi: 3
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 5
Beirus: 4
Sarrak: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

poketwo
  Dead.
  Before first reboot, at turn 85.
  Not a zombie.

Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Very outside of reality.
  Insane.
  Understands many variants of geometry.
  Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
  Rules a zombie planet.
  Not a zombie.

AoshimaMichio
  All the fundamental forces.
  Not a zombie.

Generally me
  Top-hatted necromancer.
  Godlike control over hats.
  In prison.

bigjaredmonkey
  God of headwear.
  Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.

High tyrol
  Large, sapient colony of fungus.
  Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
  Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
  Not a zombie.

Sarrak
  Building-sized horror.

Nunzillor
  Wearing incomprehensible sweater.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws and "inevitable" events
  poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
  pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.

The local group
  Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
  Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
  Local reality is reinforced.

Paphi's zombie planet
  Will go back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 every time.
  Can eat planets.
  Unless stopped, will eat every other planet.
  Has teleportation blocker.

Earth
  Old gods awakened.
  Local space is very twisted.

Bubblaria
  The spawn point.
  A city.
  Not actually called Bubblaria.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Pizza golems
  Rule the milky way.
  Hostile to other life.
  Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
  Have a lot of hubris.
  Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
  Know the game mechanics.
  Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
  Know where the players are. Mostly.
  Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.

Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.
  Think art should not be made.
  Cannot make useful minds.
  In the future of an alternate timeline.
  Know where and when the players start acting.
  Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.

[poketwo]

GET GUN

[bigjaredmonkey]

Declare team fortress 2 my holy realm.

[Generally me]

Make the pizza golem love me so much they want to be mind controlled by me +1

[LuckyKobold]

START A CULT AND BECOME A MINOR DEITY OF DESTRUCTION AND FACIAL HAIR+3 POINTS.

[Nunzillor]

Create foil to pizza golems, broccoli mages, that exist to oppose evil.  2 points.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

obtain flamethrower

[Sarrak]

Start a cult of madness!

[High tyrol]

Look at starcharts my corporation doubtless acquired to safely navigate between  inhabited areas, list majorly populated areas/sectors/planets/system/ect...  found on map.

[ShadowDragon]

Paphi's zombie planet is going to eat every other planet at the end of next turn unless stopped.

GET GUN

[2] All the nearby gun stores are closed. And locked.

Declare team fortress 2 my holy realm.

[6] You do that, and cause it to start to exist physically.

Make the pizza golem love me so much they want to be mind controlled by me +1

[4+1] Done. In fact, you no longer need the mind control.

START A CULT AND BECOME A MINOR DEITY OF DESTRUCTION AND FACIAL HAIR+3 POINTS.

[4] Done.

Create foil to pizza golems, broccoli mages, that exist to oppose evil.  2 points.

[6+1] Done. They consider themselves to be good and everybody else who doesn't live up to extremely high standards to be evil, and as such deserving only death.

obtain flamethrower

[6] You gain a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.

Start a cult of madness!

[3] The cult is very small.

Look at starcharts my corporation doubtless acquired to safely navigate between  inhabited areas, list majorly populated areas/sectors/planets/system/ect...  found on map.

[2] Your maps are incomplete, and only have a few major places on them. Which are all alien species's worlds.

Send some probes out to explore the universe.

[6] You find some old intergalactic ruins. They are almost definitely dangerous.

Build a base.

[1] You ruin a bunch of good building places.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 4
poketwo: 9
Paphi: 4
AoshimaMichio: 4
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
LuckyKobold: 1

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

poketwo
  Dead.
  Before first reboot, at turn 85.
  Not a zombie.

Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Very outside of reality.
  Insane.
  Understands many variants of geometry.
  Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
  Rules a zombie planet.
  Not a zombie.

AoshimaMichio
  All the fundamental forces.
  Not a zombie.

Generally me
  Top-hatted necromancer.
  Godlike control over hats.
  In prison.

bigjaredmonkey
  God of headwear.
  Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.

High tyrol
  Large, sapient colony of fungus.
  Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
  Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
  Not a zombie.

Sarrak
  Building-sized horror.

Nunzillor
  Wearing incomprehensible sweater.

LuckyKobold
  Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
  Has a cult.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Altered laws and "inevitable" events
  poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
  pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.

Team fortress 2
  Exists as a physical thing.
  Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.

The local group
  Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
  Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
  Local reality is reinforced.

Paphi's zombie planet
  Will go back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 every time.
  Can eat planets.
  Unless stopped, will eat every other planet.
  Has teleportation blocker.

Earth
  Old gods awakened.
  Local space is very twisted.

Bubblaria
  The spawn point.
  A city.
  Not actually called Bubblaria.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Pizza golems
  Rule the milky way.
  Hostile to other life.
  Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
  Have a lot of hubris.
  Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
  Know the game mechanics.
  Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
  Know where the players are. Mostly.
  Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
  Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.

Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.
  Think art should not be made.
  Cannot make useful minds.
  In the future of an alternate timeline.
  Know where and when the players start acting.
  Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
  Not zombies.

Broccoli mages
  Mages made of broccoli.
  Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
  Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.

[High tyrol]

Destroy  zombie planet allpoints

[AoshimaMichio]

Finish what High tyrol started. Zombie planets will suffer same fate as black holes did. +1

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

use the trebuchet as zombie planets are well known for their weakness to fire from any source.1 point for luck