Put around self and golems a force field that is resistant to reality-shattering actions. 2 points.
[1
+2] You place a force field resistant to small amounts of damage to reality around yourself and the golems.
THEN JUST RETURN TO MY FORMER POWER, ALL POINTS
[4
+20] You gain a lot more power than that. Then you explode, shattering reality into tiny pieces. Beirus and Sarrak remain conscious, but have less total control over reality. [5] Paphi dodges the destruction. Everyone else who isn't already dead: respawn?
Modify 50% of DNA samples to have biological immortality. 1 point. And another point for luck if necessary.
Continuing my habit of using one point every turn, set up a refinery
Recommend ship-avatar to look at Mars much more carefully...
Recommend ship-avatar to look at Mars much more carefully...
Order ship-avatar to do this. Go get a donut.
Recommend ship-avatar to look at Mars much more carefully...
Order ship-avatar to do this. Go get a donut.
Assist.
Actions invalidated by near-omnicide.
Repopulate Earth with space criminals obedient to me. +X, if necessary.
0 points charged. [5] You recreate Earth in one of the largest pieces of reality, with space criminals.
Beirus: 20
Sarrak: 20
Lielac: 18
Elephant Parade: 21
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
poketwo: 1
bigjaredmonkey: 21
LordSlowpoke: 24
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 16
TalonisWolf: 20
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
taat
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Dead.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.