I swear to protect best interests of mankind.
Reorganize entire human cilivization to support war effort. 2 points.
And my government is called United Earth, by the way. I suppose I can do that much without roll.
Government named. [5
+2] You focus all resources on war, resulting in infrastructure going unmaintained.
Order all sapient mortals other than the magic ones (excluding players and my avatar if it needs to be stated) on, under, in, around, and near Earth to commit grievous harm to themselves for damaging my avatar, since they can't disobey. +3 to their self harming actions, to drive it home.
[2
+3] All of those beings maim themselves. About 25% die.
Have the 250 golems on the spaceship colonize a suitable planet.
[5] They land on Mars, and can create more of themselves and survive indefinitely there.
Teleport all minions and many random non-citizens to New Criminopolis. Obviously, minion and citizen are interchangeable terms.
[2] You move some rocks around.
Build a factory for mass producing these mechs. +3 points
[6
+2] Done. It has an AI, is fully automated, and the mechs are under the control of the AI. The AI is not loyal to you, and does not care for morality.
Check if I'm going to collide with anything.
[2] You will crash into a moon two turns from now, but will survive.
Repair ourselves.
[2] You don't have the tools.
Build a few mechs.
[1] You destroy your main power supply.
Non-action events
[6] Another world's civilization is defeated, in a genocidal way.
Beirus: 15
Sarrak: 18
Lielac: 15
Elephant Parade: 15
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 13
poketwo: 18
bigjaredmonkey: 15
LordSlowpoke: 18
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 10
TalonisWolf: 17
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on Mars.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
One side in war wiped out.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of pizza golems.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
Humanity focused entirely on war, causing infrastructure to decay.
World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
~75% of population alive.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Heavily damaged.
Drifting in interplanetary space, will hit a moon on turn 17.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Main power supply destroyed.
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