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Author Topic: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION  (Read 3365 times)

LordSlowpoke

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PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« on: May 29, 2014, 01:06:27 am »
YOU ARE ON SPACE STATION

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN 1X CHILD

GIVE NAME NOW:

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TamerVirus

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2014, 01:32:03 am »
FINBARR LOKO
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Yoink

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2014, 01:40:16 am »
>LAIKA
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Xantalos

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2014, 01:50:12 am »
>cheldran
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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2014, 01:50:50 am »
>victim of silly actions
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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2014, 02:03:31 am »
>Screaming bit of meat and sausage.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2014, 02:05:00 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on May 29, 2014, 01:32:03 am
FINBARR LOKO
Quote from: Yoink on May 29, 2014, 01:40:16 am
>LAIKA
Quote from: Xantalos on May 29, 2014, 01:50:12 am
>cheldran
Quote from: Elephant Parade on May 29, 2014, 01:50:50 am
>victim of silly actions
Quote from: blazing glory on May 29, 2014, 02:03:31 am
>Screaming bit of meat and sausage.

YOUR CHILD IS NAMED LAIKA LOKO OF SILLY CHENDLRAN SAUSAGE. HOW MAGNIFICENT.

IT HAS SEVEN STATS. WOW.

MYSTERIOUS STAT ONE: 2
MYSTERIOUS STAT TWO: 0
MYSTERIOUS STAT THREE: -2
MYSTERIOUS STAT FOUR: -1
MYSTERIOUS STAT FIVE: 1
MYSTERIOUS STAT SIX: -1
MYSTERIOUS STAT SEVEN: 1

YOUR GOAL IS TO BRING THE STATS AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE UNTIL THE CHILD IS 16 YEAR OLD AND CONSIDERED A SPACE ADULT. EITHER DIRECTION IS ACCEPTABLE.

YOU GET THREE ACTIVITIES PER YEAR.

ADDITIONALLY, YOU HAVE RECEIVED SOME CREDITS FROM THE SPACE BANK IN ORDER TO HELP WITH RAISING YOUR CHILD.

BEGIN NOW.
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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2014, 02:08:46 am »
Changing vote to Blazingglory's.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 02:11:43 am by NRDL »
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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2014, 02:09:23 am »
Get a mysterious stat decodifier.

Get a machine to make the baby 16 years old at once.

Throw baby glop at it's gob hole until it learns to eat or dodge.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 02:20:23 am by blazing glory »
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Xantalos

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2014, 02:14:42 am »
Obtain space steroids. Give to baby.
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Yoink

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2014, 02:15:32 am »
Quote from: Sinvara on May 29, 2014, 02:12:46 am
((I'll give this a shot.))

Give the baby a shot. (Interpret this however you want.)

THIS. OF VODKA, THAT IS!
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 02:28:53 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2014, 02:18:48 am »
Send the baby to space school.
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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2014, 02:19:47 am »
Quote from: Sinvara on May 29, 2014, 02:18:25 am
Quote from: Yoink on May 29, 2014, 02:15:32 am
Quote from: Sinvara on May 29, 2014, 02:12:46 am
((I'll give this a shot.))

Give the baby a shot. (Interpret this however you want.)
+1

THIS.

((Nobody said it was alcohol, it could be a flu shot, or I could be handing it some buckshot, or maybe I could be filling it with buckshot, use your imagination.))

I just needed to vote for something, so that we don't get BG's suggestion.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

blazing glory

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2014, 02:21:59 am »
Quote from: Yoink on May 29, 2014, 02:19:47 am
Quote from: Sinvara on May 29, 2014, 02:18:25 am
Quote from: Yoink on May 29, 2014, 02:15:32 am
Quote from: Sinvara on May 29, 2014, 02:12:46 am
((I'll give this a shot.))

Give the baby a shot. (Interpret this however you want.)
+1

THIS.

((Nobody said it was alcohol, it could be a flu shot, or I could be handing it some buckshot, or maybe I could be filling it with buckshot, use your imagination.))

I just needed to vote for something, so that we don't get BG's suggestion.

What? Was it the mysterious stat decodifier?

Was it the aging machine?

Was it the throwing glop at it until it learns something?
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2014, 02:22:28 am »
it begins
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