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[tryrar]

"the bit about Stacy's brai-aw, never mind, just fix my damn legs already!"

[Xantalos]

Someone open up his braincase or I'll do it myself.

[Harry Baldman]

Someone open up his braincase or I'll do it myself.

"Oh, bury me nooot on the lone glacier,
Where the icy wi-iinds will howl at me!
If you fuck it u-uup, eat my brain instead!
Or maybe see if you-ou can rebuild it~!"

"Maybe you'd be able to absorb my skills!
Or have a secondary brain to use!
My mind does boggle at all the things
That might happen to you if you thought like me, yodele-yee-hoo~!"

[Xantalos]

Don't push it, paralyzed robot.

[Harry Baldman]

Don't push it, paralyzed robot.

"Do you think I fear death, my dear sweet Bud?
I-I do fear little, and think much less~!
Dying of absorption is a worthy death,
If the other cho-oice was more wai-ting~!"

"Ta-da-ra-ta-ta-doom! Ta-da-ra-ta-dumb!
Ta-da-ra-ta-ta-boom! Ta-da-ra-ta-soon!"

[Remalle]

"Hey Xan, do me a favour and make sure Stacy's new body doesn't have anything in the way of vocal cords."

[Xantalos]

"Hey Xan, do me a favour and make sure Stacy's new body doesn't have anything in the way of vocal cords."

I need his brain first, and I don't understand the workings of metal and plastic that power these things.

[Harry Baldman]

"Ho-old on, my comrades! I just had a thought!
You can leave me he-ere if you think that works!
Co-onserve your fle-esh, my good friend Bud!
Maybe I can figure something clever out!
If you 'find' some fle-esh, you can come right back!
And do a replacement much more efficiently!"

[Xantalos]

...hmm.

[Yoink]

Jobasio gives the cable a couple of tugs, making sure it's secure, then straightens up with a nod.
"Should be good enough to get you down there or back up again, I think. I'll get back to keeping watch, then."
With that he turns and strolls back around the boxy shape of the APC, trudging slowly in a circle around it as his boots crunch tracks through the ice. He pauses every eight steps or so, squinting through his helmet's faceplate into the surrounding wastes.

>Walk a slow circuit around the APC, keeping a sharp eye out for any non-allied movement.
Make frequent pauses as I go, to more closely scan the horizon for anything out of place or moving. Once I reach the point I started from, if I haven't seen anything worrying, go climb back into the vehicle and relax.

[Doomblade187]

Open one MC crate, intervene if it seems that Xan is going to crush Stacy's brain, though don't intervene if someone else is opening the braincase.

"Careful with Stacy's Brain, Xan. Us robot people tend to be fond of our brains."

[Xantalos]

I'm waiting for someone to open his brain case.

[Remalle]

"I'm still a little busy, here.  Doesn't anyone else have any auxiliary systems experience?"

[Doomblade187]

"I'm still a little busy, here.  Doesn't anyone else have any auxiliary systems experience?"

"I suppose I have a little, but I'm not nearly as good as you techs."

[Yoink]

"I'm still a little busy, here.  Doesn't anyone else have any auxiliary systems experience?"

Hearing this over the comms, Jobasio pauses thoughtfully in his little patrol for a moment.
"Auxillary systems, you say? To remove a brain? I could possibly do so, although I haven't worked with a, er, 'robobody' before and such a delicate procedure would be rather stressful to perform... especially in the field. If you're truly desperate I could have a look."