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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[squidgen]

Calibrate sights, then murderize demons.

[Worldmaster27]

Raid a bakery to get some cake.

[IcyTea31]

Get on a flight to Phoenix, Arizona.

[14]

It's not cheap, but you get there.

Eat demons souls.

They don't have any souls for you to even try to eat.

Excorcise those damn ghosts.

[19]

You call a bunch of evil spirits to drive the ghosts away. They do so, and settle in. ARGH, why is this so hard?

GO TO INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL

You don't know where the device is, as you killed Evil Sarrak before he could tell you that.

Destroy a portal while I still can!

See above.

"Thanks.  By the way, if you ever go to a semi-secret government trade show, stay FAR away from the cookies.  Had to learn that the hard way."

Relax and give good advice on the way to the lab.

[1]

"COOKIES?! Where?" The driver gets distracted and crashes the van into a tree. He falls unconscious, you are no worse for the wear as you were tightly strapped onto the table.

Calibrate sights, then murderize demons.

[5]

You open a conveniently placed ballistics handbook.

^" , when  ^"

Eh, what? You need a calculator.

Raid a bakery to get some cake.

[19]

You run into a bakery, grab a cake, and run. The baker starts chasing you with a rolling pin and a bunch of hired thugs.

[Lyeos]

Search for a feather.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.

[Nunzillor]

I fu#%ing hate cookies.

Look around the back of the ambulance.  Is there a wheelchair nearby?

[blazing glory]

Eat demons brains then.

Scratch that eat their whole heads.

[Sarrak]

Search my twin earthly posessions. He must have something of note here!

[poketwo]

FIND THE PORTAL

[IcyTea31]

Search for a feather.

[20]

An actual fiery phoenix swoops over your head, lighting your hair on fire.

Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.

[20]

You take the red pill and "wake up". Your work doesn't really matter any more, as it always was just an illusion.

I fu#%ing hate cookies.

Look around the back of the ambulance.  Is there a wheelchair nearby?

[11]

You unstrap yourself from the table and sit up. A wheelchair is conveniently within your reach, and you get on it and out of the van. You're on a road in the middle of a forest, about 10 km away from the lab.

Eat demons brains then.

Scratch that eat their whole heads.

[8]

You go mouth-frothingly crazy again and bite the head off a demon. One of the others punches you hard, breaking your jaw. They keep eating your soul.

Search my twin earthly posessions. He must have something of note here!

[12]

You find a TV-remote-like device with a single button on it, with the label "Go". Underwhelming.

FIND THE PORTAL

Looks like Sarrak has found it.

[Worldmaster27]

Now would be a good time to test my theory. Defeat my unworthy opponents with the power of cake!

[blazing glory]

Learn soul combat and devastate them!

[poketwo]

GET THE REMOTE

[squidgen]

What kind of tank doesn't have a calculator? Go looking for one.

[Lyeos]

Steal a feather!