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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Sarrak]

"We can conquer this world together. With most fame going to you and me serving as double. Quite profitable for both of us in perspective.

[poketwo]

ANY MORE BLOCKS IN GOVERNMENT TEST FACILITY???

[smurfingtonthethird]

Push back the demons with pie powers!

[Lyeos]

Nah. Reform due to a phylactery.

[IcyTea31]

Leprous Lesbain Tombies of Lisbon, Batman.

[7]

Your words aren't quite Latin-sounding enough. The ghosts do realize what you're trying to do, though and fly away from the room you're in.

Relax and rest

You rest. (Waiting for Nunzillor to get to work)

Shoot humans on sight. Everyone must die for my new demon overlords!

[1]

The army shoots you before you manage to get a single bolt off. Respawn?

"Suit yourself."

Shoot him in the face.

[19]

You're a bit busy being punched in the face, but you grab your gun and bash the agent with its butt, knocking him out. Your phone rings.

The solution here is to shoot them with more force. Obviously. The demons can't be allowed to step on more roads!

[5]

You simply can't hit them without suitably calibrated sights.

Start biting them!

[3]

You gnash at the demons, but they pin you down further and start eating your soul.

"We can conquer this world together. With most fame going to you and me serving as double. Quite profitable for both of us in perspective.

[2]

"I don't seek to conquer this world. I seek to take your place in a low-profile fashion so the Dimensional Police won't catch me. And they will notice if there's two of us." He shoots at you, you quickly bend to the side but the bullet scrapes your shoulder, painfully.

ANY MORE BLOCKS IN GOVERNMENT TEST FACILITY???

Nope, you dropped them all.

Push back the demons with pie powers!

[15]

You run around, throwing pies at the demons and successfully exorcising some. The giant demon simply summons more. You're going to need a bigger pie.

Nah. Reform due to a phylactery.

You're not a lich, they would never let one on a space shuttle. You're dead. Respawn?

[Lyeos]

Fine, if only because I don't have enough energy to argue about it.

[Nunzillor]

Restrain the agent better this time.  Then, pick up the phone.

"Hello?"

[Sarrak]

There can be only one now. Roundhouse kick!

[TamerVirus]

have wacky dreams

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Ask the demon why it's even killing humans.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Take down boss demon with a giant pie.

((I was going to make a comment about how this game's title is the complete opposite of what is going on, but I do run WAOA, which makes little to no sense whatsoever.))

[darkpaladin109]

Go to the NPC and report the finished quest.

[poketwo]

THREATEN THE OTHER SARRAK WITH COLLAPSING THE CEILING, UNLESS HE GIVES ME ALL THE INTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO USE HIS PORTAL, INCLUDING IT'S LOCATION

[IcyTea31]

Fine, if only because I don't have enough energy to argue about it.

You wake up in your bed, luckily your soul has not yet been eaten.

Get a girl-friend for mirror me.

[4]

Everyone laughs at you for believing your mirror image to be a person, and refuses to come with you.

Restrain the agent better this time.  Then, pick up the phone.

"Hello?"

[7]

After a few tries of almost getting the knot right you give up and answer the phone. "Hey, are you coming to work any time soon? I can't cover for you forever."

There can be only one now. Roundhouse kick!

You jump on the desk and try to kick him, just for him to shoot you in the foot. "Hah, you should have brought a gun. Wait, excuse me?"

THREATEN THE OTHER SARRAK WITH COLLAPSING THE CEILING, UNLESS HE GIVES ME ALL THE INTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO USE HIS PORTAL, INCLUDING IT'S LOCATION

[6]

"Collapse my ceiling? Who are you, anyway? No, I'm not going to give my device to you."

have wacky dreams

You skip joyfully from giant mushroom to mushroom, punching out passing birds, smaller mushrooms and turtles.

Ask the demon why it's even killing humans.

"To eat their tasty little souls, of course! Thank you again for unleashing me, you will be the last."

Take down boss demon with a giant pie.

((I was going to make a comment about how this game's title is the complete opposite of what is going on, but I do run WAOA, which makes little to no sense whatsoever.))

((It's possible to be reasonable in an unreasonable situation. Throwing a pie is completely reasonable as you know it will do good if it hits.))

[5]

A baker quickly makes you a large pie to throw. You throw it, and...hit his shin. He quickly wipes it off his burnt flesh-analogue and turns his gaze to you.

Go to the NPC and report the finished quest.

You didn't even exorcise them, you just drove them into other rooms. Do your job properly.

[darkpaladin109]

Shoot the ghosts with my special Excorcism Sniper Rifle.