Sell my acid-piss to the government as a weapon for their soldiers to use.
[3]One: You sick son of a carp. Two: They refuse, due to you not being able to produce enough to make it standard issue.
Use ill-gotten gains to finance illegal body enhancement to repair my mangled physical frame and make me superhumanly strong and fast and such.
[2]Turns out the guy you paid was just after your kidneys. You
really need help.
((Let's science!))
Smash the mirror and see what happens to mirror me.
You break the mirror. Mirror-you disappears, until you look at the shards, through which he is also looking at you.
Eat him.
[12]You eat the poor policeman alive. The others are horrified of your cannibalism and try to call for heavy backup, but their communications are jammed by something. They freeze in panic.
Call 911, ask for an ambulance
[20]An "ambulance" is on its way.
I'm not sure why I wrote that in quotes. Eh, whatever.Wake up. Gather demon-summoning supplies.
[15]You make sure that, yes, you have everything you need. Who would have known that goat blood you bought a while ago was going to have an use?
Its DANGER ROOM TIME!
"Bahahahaha, did you think the experiment would have to do with those spike plates? No, you're too valuable to us to endanger like that. They're there in case you get dangerous and we decide you're not so valuable after all." A doctor enters from a hidden door and performs a completely normal medical reflex test on you and writes the results down, then leaves through the same hidden panel. A new doorway opens to a new room. "The next test is about your general smarts and savviness."
Try to remember something from my karate class.
[9]You remember a few basic punches and blocks and maybe a kick, but you aren't very sure of your skills. The growling comes closer.