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Author Topic: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE  (Read 3596 times)

blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2014, 06:26:04 pm »

Visit a oracle.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2014, 06:37:10 pm »

Find a priest of Saturn. Ask him to propel you foward to the Byzantine era.
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2014, 06:55:34 pm »

Be Marius. Reforms.
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2014, 08:06:13 pm »

Send in potato legions to conquer Italy!

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!))
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2014, 10:44:01 pm »

Go fishing with a spear.
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2014, 11:21:10 pm »

Find and skin a wolf
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2014, 11:22:03 pm »

Send in potato legions to conquer Italy!

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!))

Throw a spear at the GM before he gets back inside the portal.
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2014, 11:24:17 pm »

>PLACE BODY PARALLEL TO GROUND

>ROTATE SELF SIDEWAYS TOWARDS ROME AS INSTRUCTED
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2014, 04:16:19 pm »

>Devise an ingenious dish consisting of bread, cheese, spices, and meats, baked within a pan in an oven.
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you create a good dish using those ingredients. It spreads across italia!!! and due to how customizable it is, it gets popular in a few foreign places, but not by much
Receive a time travel machine from the future, steal another time machine, and go back in time to give one to myself.

If that doesn't work, invent the bloomery.

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there are no timetravelers around here right now, or you just can't see them. And you cannot invent a time machine, even modern scientists haven't figured it out yet besides FTL travel, even then its just towards the future

Visit a oracle.

you learn of rome's future glory and defeat. you work to prevent this from happening by abusing time's fragiality, killing another man to prevent the huns from migrating somehow

Find a priest of Saturn. Ask him to propel you foward to the Byzantine era.

you do get propelled in time, do to it being religion, not science that does it. but you arrive at the fall of the empire, boo hoo

Be Marius. Reforms.
you cannot be Marius, he hasn't been born yet, also rome has no legions yet

Visit Pompeii.
Pompeii has not been founded yet!!!

 
Send in potato legions to conquer Italy!

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!))
before you can leave, you are stuck by a spear and fall unconscious. You then wake up in the GM palace.
SMURFINGTON, AMAKE I SEE. DO NOT BOTHER TRYING TO LEAVE, FOR YOU ARE TRAPED IN THIS UNIVERSE POWERLESS

also the potato legions were easily defeated, and now you just gave the old world the potato early. It quickly becomes the slandered food for the lower classes. Also starts a population boom

Go fishing with a spear.
you do go fishing, but don't catch anything

Find and skin a wolf
you don't even have anything to skin with, much less the skills to do so

Send in potato legions to conquer Italy!

((I have an excuse for barging in, honest!))

Throw a spear at the GM before he gets back inside the portal.
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YOU DO SO, LETTING ME APREHAND THE GUY BEFORE HE ESCAPES. YOU GET A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENING TO YOU

>PLACE BODY PARALLEL TO GROUND

>ROTATE SELF SIDEWAYS TOWARDS ROME AS INSTRUCTED
YOU START A NEW RELIGIOUS TRADITION IN ROMAN HELLENISM, AND IS REMEMBERD FOR THAT. YOU ARE BASICLY A FOUNDER OF ROME NOW

now more actions please
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2014, 05:10:43 pm »

((You made a grave mistake: you made me canon.))

Contact the multiversal council, immediate court case up in this bitch.
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2014, 05:15:50 pm »

Use my authority as a GM of another RtD to cut off smurfington from the council.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2014, 05:19:33 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2014, 05:19:00 pm »

Listen to smurfington's argument, and judge it. Also, force Marius to exist. Reform.
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2014, 09:14:49 pm »

Dig around for some rocks, decorate
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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2014, 11:09:55 pm »

Have a vision of a deity. Found a religion.
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