Turn 2 (8:05)Put on my best clothes and generally try to make myself look prepared for the interview.
[6] You put on a snappy tuxedo which you spent the majority of your dole money buying a few months ago. As you attach the bowtie, you feel that this may be slightly overdressing for what is really just a minor job interview, but you quickly dismiss it. [3] You spruce yourself up with some cheap lavender-styled cologne. You imagine the tuxedo will take their minds off your generally hapdash "Literally just got up" look.
To the bathroom! Wash face, wet hair, scrub mouth, etc. Don't be afraid to splash water all over the place.
"Oh dear, we should really get an alarm clock en here."
Go to the bathroom, take a shower and brush my teeth. Then make sure my hair is presentable and put on my somewhat formal clothes
[1], [2] In a competition to get to the bathroom, Norton and Herman try to get past each other. They both make very feeble efforts, but eventually Herman gets out on top, forcing Norton to wait his turn. [3] [2] He takes a shower and a brush at the same time, and it seems both efforts suffer for it. The shower manages to purge some his stink but the morning breath is still present. Norton pushes in before Herman's even done toweling and then starts splashing water all over his face, ignoring the protests of Herman. [6, 1, 6] Herman cleans his face and mouth extremely well, but don't manage to get much done on the hair because he has literally overfilled the sink. He turns off the sink but the floor is soaked.
Walk down stair to the kitchen and grab bowl of food
You run down the stairs on the way to the kitchen, heading inside and opening the door of the fridge. [5] Brilliant, there's that takeaway pizza from last night when Derm managed to convince that delivery guy that you were the residence he was meant to deliver to. Ah, that will probably bite you in the arse in future. Anyway, you take it out and lay it on the table, then start eating. [6] OH GOD THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOOOOOD. Nothing like morning pizza that's as cold as the light of day. However, you start getting a queasy feeling. You know, it's odd how the pizza's cheese had the same tinge as the fungus growing in the fridge... Perhaps it's basil?
Quickly, Brush teeth as I head to the kitchen!
[1]You grab a toothbrush from the mug beside the sink, but then slip on the water those two idiots left on the floor. You slide out of the toilet, hoping that the water hasn't spread out to the wooden floorboards of the hall... but it has. Your course takes a trip down the stairs. [3] You tumble and fall down the stairs, but don't break anything and eventually arrive at the bottom. You're still in horrible pain, though. [5] Somehow, during all of this, you've managed to actually brush your teeth completely. You taste minty flesh, which is not an acceptable substitute for non-fractured bones.
OH GOD
Start some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal
[5] [5] You rush down the stairs, past the flailing body of Derm, then powerslide into the kitchen, set up the coffee on the slide, set yourself up on a chair without pause, and then make yourself a bowl of delicious not-rice krispies that you got from Lidl. Helen is looking at you in surprise through her rapidly greening skin. You casually chomp on the cereal while you pour the best damn cup of coffee you've ever made.
... Okay, maybe it was a little less cool then that, but it was pretty cool.
House LayoutGatleos
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Cup of Coffee
Cereal
Known Spells: Elemental Summoning
Location: Kitchen
Norton Mackdaddy
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Known Spells: Alter Time
Location: Bedroom A
Nathan
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Tuxedo
Cheap Cologne
Spell: Read Mind
Location: Bedroom B
Derm der dermy Derm
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Toothbrush
Spell: Summon Entity
Status Effects: Injured (-1 to agility tasks)
Location: Downstairs Portion of the Stairs
Herman Kropp
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Toothbrush
Spell: Summon Entity
Location: Bathroom
Helen Gorbachev
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Box of Pizza
Spell: Read Mind
Location: Kitchen