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[BFEL]

Today you are five. You were walking down the street reciting the Pledge of Gratitude like all five year olds should and then the carts selling Glorious Leader merchandise exploded and the Crier of Leader's Magnificence fainted and convulsed.

Then the merchants cried "witch" and you were taken away from the dirt road and huts and brought to the Glorious Golden Palace and Glorious Leader himself walked up to you ((you wonder why he didn't glide in on his own magnificent aura like in the stories, but figure he must just be tired. Even though he never sleeps.)) and said that you are a mage and you will lead the Glorious Revolution of Glorious Leader in having an even bigger edge on all the other nations who are absolutely huddled in even crappier shacks then you were and not much more successful then GloriousLeaderland.

He calls one of his guards named Yason who he says will be your guardian and then Yason takes you to a room in the palace that he says is yours now. Also you have to practice magic and make super soldiers for Glorious Leader.

When you ask how to do this he replies with a firm "I'unno"

So that's where you're at right now.
Also you might wanna look in the mirror and set your gender and name and such.

[BFEL]

Magic Rules:

TO BE DISCOVERED

[Harry Baldman]

Can we have some candy first?

[Lyeos]

We do be female, with sky-blue eyes!

[Ethereal]

Look in the mirror, I am male, my name is Ethereal. I am the best wizard of the Glorious Lands!

[darkpaladin109]

Can we have some candy first?

+1

[Beirus]

We are male. Our name is Thrall. We want candy!

[Lyeos]

We are female! Our name is Eether Eyal Thrahl. We have shoulder-length blonde hair, sky-blue eyes, and we're a bit short for our age! We have a bit of a sweet tooth, but somehow our teeth our in perfect condition!

Compromise. 

[scapheap]

We are female! Our name is Eether Eyal Thrahl. We have shoulder-length blonde hair, sky-blue eyes, and we're a bit short for our age! We have a bit of a sweet tooth, but somehow our teeth our in perfect condition!

Compromise. 

+1

[aattss]

So, do other countries already have mages, or is North Korea the only country with magic?

[Harry Baldman]

Wait, something just occurred to me. How can we see our name in the mirror? Wouldn't it be backwards? Thus our name should be Lharht Laye Rethee, no? Or Lart Laye Rethee? And we are an inexplicable Aryan supergirl in the DPRK.

[BFEL]

So, do other countries already have mages, or is North Korea the only country with magic?

((You are the first and only mage in the NK expy.
Meanwhile the other countries are empires with magic universities.
Don't expect Glorious Leader to admit this though.))

We are female! Our name is Eether Eyal Thrahl. We have shoulder-length blonde hair, sky-blue eyes, and we're a bit short for our age! We have a bit of a sweet tooth, but somehow our teeth our in perfect condition!

Compromise. 

Works.

Now DANCE MAGIC DANCE, JUMP MAGIC JUMP.

[Harry Baldman]

Candy first, dammit. If no candy, get mad. Real mad, like only a five-year-old can get.

[Beirus]

Candy first, dammit. If no candy, get mad. Real mad, like only a five-year-old can get.

+1
Let them see the error of their ways and give us lots of candy.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Candy first, dammit. If no candy, get mad. Real mad, like only a five-year-old can get.

+1
Let them see the error of their ways and give us lots of candy.

+1