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[Blastbeard]

235. Not realizing tombs are NOT loot pinatas.
236. Knocking too loudly on the tomb door.
237. Finding a full set of detailed masterwork steel armor in a tomb. Forget about the curse, you NEED it.
238. Thinking you can outrun the mummy.
239. Forgetting to leave your bag of severed heads outside the tomb entrance.

[Eclectic Wizard]

240: Flaming arrows and anything you can craft from nothing that is hotter than lava, forgetting you have it in your hands and then melt to death.

[Elaxter]

241: Kobold groups in dark dungeons.

[tuypo1]

240: Flaming arrows and anything you can craft from nothing that is hotter than lava, forgetting you have it in your hands and then melt to death.

you changed the thread title awesome

242: leaving a cave in the middle of the night and getting killed because you forgot they cant get you inside

[tuypo1]

243. entering the river at the top of the waterfall

[tuypo1]

244. forgetting that your sword is no longer at the top of the attack list

[Blastbeard]

244. forgetting that your sword is no longer at the top of the attack list

Every damn time, but at least your shield bashing gets more effective as time goes on.
245. Beginning your adventure right above a single tile wide hole leading to the bottom of the world, and exploding into a red mist before getting to see what's down there. (Last time I ever play as a tigerman, I think furries are cursed in this game.)

[tuypo1]

246. forgetting to drop your massive stack of meat before the fight

[tuypo1]

247. fighting something larger then you with your back to the river

[Bartholomew The Pious]

237. Finding a full set of detailed masterwork steel armor in a tomb. Forget about the curse, you NEED it.

HUH? Masterwork steel armor? Where?! That just ain't right!

[Blastbeard]

237. Finding a full set of detailed masterwork steel armor in a tomb. Forget about the curse, you NEED it.

HUH? Masterwork steel armor? Where?! That just ain't right!

34. Modding

That's where. Rule 34... Oh dear god what have I done!?

248. Brain hemorrhage induced by visualizing Dwarf Fortress Rule 34.

248b. Changing the thread title to '1000 ways to die' but still having the thread listed as '200 ways to die' on the main forum page.

[tuypo1]

237. Finding a full set of detailed masterwork steel armor in a tomb. Forget about the curse, you NEED it.

HUH? Masterwork steel armor? Where?! That just ain't right!

34. Modding

That's where. Rule 34... Oh dear god what have I done!?

248. Brain hemorrhage induced by visualizing Dwarf Fortress Rule 34.

248b. Changing the thread title to '1000 ways to die' but still having the thread listed as '200 ways to die' on the main forum page.

229. losing balance laughing at blackbeards post falling of your chair and slamming into an obstacle and landing on your head bruising the muscle jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain

[Blastbeard]

249. Losing count

250. Getting my name wrong, causing me to light the fuse on the Beard of Blasting(72 kegs await me in the underworld.)

251. Getting to deeply into character

252. Decapitating a buzzard midair, having it land on your head and brain you through a steel helmet. (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU~~~)

[Eric Blank]

253. DF wildlife helping you participate in DF rule 34.

254. Making blood rain that causes vampirism. Vampire harpies.

[Eclectic Wizard]

254. Underestimating a modded creature, god damnit raptors I thought I could slay you!