Sorry for the lack of update, I've been...
distracted.
Shoot BlitzDungeoneer
[6] Your bullets tear through BlitzDungeoneer, shredding him!
Rocket jump to the top of the central tower.
[1] You have nothing with which to rocket jump!
Recast Astral Projection, have my projection teleport into the battlefield! (Respawn team left)
Build flying temple in revenge!
[3] You have a pistol! [5] You build a temple in revenge! Unfortunately, it isn't flying.
Grow hundreds of potatoes!
[5] You grow ninety-nine potatoes!
Go get that SMG flabort had. Also, get magic powers to do things with.
[4] You get a rifle! Who cares what flabort had! [5] You get magic powers!
what
what no
a 4 is supposed to be a success.
Respawn next to barrier with battering ram.
((When it comes to
knocking down a magic barrier, a 6 is a success. Screw everything else.))
[4] You have a rifle! You could
try using it as a battering ram...
there is no success in war
* LordSlowpoke takes puff of bubble pipe
absolutely disgusting
JOIN TEAM ENGINEER
DISMANTLE HOUSE
Team engineer is created! [6] You have a bazooka! [3] You blow a hole in the side of a house!
Dig a hole.
You've been killed.
Turn toward 3, fix bayonet and run towards firing my rifle as I run at him
You don't have a knife for a bayonet! [4] You shoot Beirus in the heart point-blank!
Use glass as weapon. Throw at enemies.
[6] You throw the glass at LordSlowpoke, and it slices into his heart! Team Engineer is eliminated!
Join team dungeon! Protect digging dungeoneer!
Team Dungeon is re-created! [4] You have a rifle! You protect the imaginary digging dungeoneer!
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&............................................................ +-| Walls
....................................^..................░░░... . Floor
........+----░░░......&3..&.........^.................░▒▒▒░.. % Door
........|...░▒▒▒░...................^.................░▒▓▒░.. # Window
........%...░▒▓▒░....................^................░▒▒▒░.. ^ Barricade
........#...░▒▒▒░.....................^................░░░... O Lookout/Vantage Point
........+----░░░.......................^^^^^^^^.............. & Corpse
............................................................. ▓▒░ Crater/Trench
.......................^^^^^^^...............................
.....+---+.&...........^.....^............6.............1....
.....%..O|................O..................................
....2%..O|.............^.....^...............................
.....+---+.............^^^^^^^........+---##-----+...........
......................................|O.........#...........
.........^^^^^^^^...**************....|..........|...........
..............7.^...**************....#8.........%...........
................^...**************....|..........|...........
..............&&^...**************5...%..........#...........
...............&^...**************....+----##----+...........
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Team Right:
1 darkpaladin109
5 smurfingtonthethird (potato)(SMG)
6 RoaryStar [cut hands]
8 Playergamer (SMG)
Team Left:
7 gigaraptor487 (rifle)[bloody nose]
2 flabort (pistol)
No Team:
9 NAV (bazooka)
Team Dungeon:
3 Samarkand (rifle)
() Indicate inventory.
[] Indicate wounds.
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Topic: Roll to ASCII: The stupid ASCII RtD shooter (Read 6857 times)