Where is that revolution, anyway?
Recruit elite Reptile units, to be used as shock troops.
[1]
None for you.
ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL GOAT
ALSO GOAT
AND GOAT
ALSO INCLUDED: GOAT
[5]
OH GOD SO MANY GOATS
Set up our own influence structures and re-education centers.
"There will be no culture flipping here!"
[4]
The citizens occasionally go to them.
REVERSE THE POLARITY!
[3]
You try reversing the polarity. It no work, because this is a fire in a dumpster.
Reincarnate as the Omega Potato, with the duty of protecting Potatoism and crushing any foul heresy.
[6]
Fonduism falls under the protectorate. You also swore to serve the GM.
A-ha-ha, ha-ha.Make The video game console called Sega Genesis all butt monkeys.
this type of butt monkey http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
Sega Genesis console http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis
[2]
Mhm, mhm... what?
Vraska: "Keep the images, I'm just glad to be bipedal again."
Rendezvous with the Gods with the information re: artifact.
[6]
They're sitting around like lemons.
BTW uploaded them on the multiversal internet. Anyhow, I want you to bring me a sandwich. A good one too, none of your butter crap.Yes, more freedom! I'm the only 'evil' overlord around here damn it!
[1]
You lose all your progress in one brutal counter attack.
Make with the proposing.
[6]
She accepts. Then you find out she wasn't pregnant.
DO SOMETHING
[6]
You shoot yourself. FOR SCIENCE BITCHES
(Please give me an NPC or something to interact with )
[MERCY]
Someone finds you out on the street, and drags you inside.
Giegue: Crawl to someplace warmer
Aoroythe: Bribe way to victory, get Chooze legalized
[4]
You crawl inside a room. You get quite a crowd as a result.
[2]
Still illegal.
Slowly rise up again, and try again.
No. I won't give in to you or your bullshit. My luck might be low, but I've got the guts to fight, fair and square. Unlike you.
[6]
Your luck is low, so you attack someone that influences luck? Real smooth.The hobos rebash you to make sure you stay down.
7 Kilos of the GM's best cheese? If it's that good, it must be treasure! And what do I happen to have a +3 bonus to obtaining? Treasure!
[3+3]
The cheese is stolen from you after you brag about it.