Find someone I don't like, then kill him in the nuts.
[1]
They swiftly dropkick your sack before you get theirs. PAIN
Create new lifeforms from the remains of the old, all with the ingrained belief that they live in a Western.
Man, the dice do NOT like me this game. Most of my rolls have either been mediocre failures, with some catastrophic failures and partial successes to spice things up. I guess I'll RP it that I'm going slowly insane from constant failure.
((that's my plan for ER!))
[6]
They start robbing banks. The modern police force is not amused.
RESURECT
[6]
You're back. Unfortunately for you, you're also a lemur.
See's plot train going to run over me.
[2]
BOLD YOUR ACTIONSPotato storm inbound!
Stand proud.
[6]
FINALLY, TIME FOR FUN SURPRISEThe weirdos finally decide to swarm you.
"Marry meee~"
"You saved my life!"
"Oh great dragonslayer, thank you!"
Well, it turns out you saved more than a few girls, and they promptly fell in love with you. Good one, dumbass.
Disregard pain. Continue working! Also evade further fists.
[1]
You can't really disregard it because there's a gaping hole in the shield world. The thing is starting to cave in. Oh shit.
Use the cutter to cut the glass and not myself.
[3]
You press the button, turning on a hot torch. You cut a jagged hole in the glass window, and it falls back, making a loud crashing sound.
"That's what I get for leaving it to the rookie... C'mon, we don't know what might've heard that."Liara steps through the hole, and inside the building. She uses a chair to block the hole, saving you from the freezing cold winds outside.
"Follow me, and watch your step."Aquire dosh.
[1]
NO DOSH FOR YOU, ERIC B
Pharika: Could these things be considered Nyxborn? I doubt it...
Pharika fills the sphere with Nyx Infusion and lets it warp.
[4]
Warp successful.
You guys are really shit, I know monkeys that could do better than all of you.Believe in myself and wololo.
[1]
You get clubbed unconscious.
Go inside some random building.
[4]
You're in a bar.
"Y'need something?"
>Make the horizontal tower the capital anyways, constructing a series of smaller towers to jut from it like a fallen tree.
[3]
They fall down too. Fuck.
NODACHI VS. BUNKER DOOR GO!
[4]
There's a hole in the bunker door. The venusians are riled up now.