PREPARE TO DIE, HERETIC-KING! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
KILL HIM IN THE NAME OF KHRONE
[6]VS[1]
Bullets go everywhere but into the scyther, who is currently drooling on the ground at the moment. The life support system has been damaged.
Fugg it. Pilot Ultimate Ice Machine Terror Warrior straight into a subplot.
[3]
Hurrah!
Here's how it works: I send shit to kill you, you kill it. Easies!First up: Giant Omegalisk. Have fun!
Sort out the fortress planning, occupy it with sufficient troops. Hope that my +1 will protect me against the fort being blown up.
[3+1]
The fortress is secured.
"Did we win? Make sure the bugs are dead."
[4]
Yeeeep. You suffered heavy casualties though.
>ignore monkey-plot for a second, be a completely different monkey for a few turns
Exit the door labeled 'Dwarf Souls' & jump on HUGOLUMAN's face, start screaming.
[5]
He starts running around in shock.
Create living squares of anti-Fonduism that will seek out and kill all Fonduists.
[2]
You promptly get arrested by the forces taking over the Potato Citadel.
Become fonduist!
[6]
You grow the ever-increasing legion of fonduists. You're also called up for 'holy service'.
"You can call me Beirus. I still don't know how I got here though. My memory before waking up on that bed is blank. I wish I could remember."
Remember how I ended up here.
((I don't think she'd buy the "I got thrown here by a possibly malevolent and sadistic GM who had good taste in food." Excuse.))
[3]
Not a word, or I'll fill that bunker with molten iron.You feign amnesia. It seems to work.
"Well, what do you remember? Do you remember anything about everything at all?"See what happens next, this should be interesting.
[2]
They promptly start tantruming and destroy the fortress. Oh.
I just woke up in that truck over there.
Point to the truck.
[3]
"Well yes, we did put you in there. Why were you outside?"Become a large creature of blood and ink and stuff and arise from the floor like the mighty phoenix.
[2]
Nope, still a mess of blood and ink.
>Personally sculpt the mound using a liberal amount of danmaku and dakka.
[6]
You proceed to make a giant tower... which promptly falls down.
Leave the bomb by the door, run as far as the time allows, and take cover.
[1]
You dash behind a nearby boulder, and start laughing as the timer counts down. 3 minutes later, you realise they teleported the bomb behind you.
3...2...1..."Oh far-"
BOOMPharika: Send in a Reaper of the Wilds.
[2]
Promptly torn to shreds.