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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[WillowLuman]

Make bear-proof booze!

[da_nang]

Try it again. With Telvanni bug musk this time.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Scream so loud that I break open a hole in the dimensional barrier. Jump through. All the kids are making nations, I figure I should start.

[kj1225]

"Hey, you're the one who didn't plan ahead. And you're a god. Just make another one that doesn't catch fire you ignorant twit."

[Helgoland]

With our new industrial base, begin colonizationof SPEHSS.

[IcyTea31]

Back to being a bread. Check to see where the Nanoforge has gone.

[Lolfail0009]

Kruphix: "Eight items, fourteen of us. Easily done. We're in."

Erebos: "...Yes...Task...Accepted...

[TamerVirus]

Make fun of the homeless

[LordSlowpoke]

PUT A DONK ON IT

[smurfingtonthethird]

GM:Peer over smurfingtonthethird's shoulder and see if he's cheating with the dice.

Player:Touch the white thingy.

((Honest to god, these are the actual rolls. Did you kick a few hundreds puppies or something?))
[1] Nope. You get turned into a carrot for even suggesting it.

[6]

Knowledge floods through your brain. The basic movements of the machine, operation methods, capabilities, characteristics, existing equipment, active time limits, movement range, sensitivity, radar search, armor residue, energy output, all of it makes sense. It reforms over your body like a tight fitting combat suit. Jet propulsion systems activated, it feels much lighter now. The default weapon, a large combat knife appears in your hand. You feel like you've been using this machine for years.

Then you realise you've been seen by a lot of people. Shit. They look pretty goddamn shocked.

Expel the poison, keep the power.

[4]

Considering the power was in the poison, you lose a lot of it. You still have some residue, though.

Ooh, a combine. Interesting.

Make bear-proof booze!

[6]

Nothing can drink it. NOTHING

Try it again. With Telvanni bug musk this time.

[5]

You get a good population. WINRAR

No! It's my arch-nemesis, Evil Intergalactic Space Pope! Order one part of the fleet to potatofy the enemy while the rest open a portal to the cheese dimension within the enemy ships!

[1]

Too slow! They close the portal! The megapotato is in grave danger!

Scream so loud that I break open a hole in the dimensional barrier. Jump through. All the kids are making nations, I figure I should start.

[2]

You just hurt your ears. Reality isn't that fragile.

"Hey, you're the one who didn't plan ahead. And you're a god. Just make another one that doesn't catch fire you ignorant twit."

[6]

He squishes you like a bug. That was a shitty idea.

With our new industrial base, begin colonizationof SPEHSS.

[3]

Not many colonists go.

Back to being a bread. Check to see where the Nanoforge has gone.

[4]

It's on Venus because reasons.

Kruphix: "Eight items, fourteen of us. Easily done. We're in."

Erebos: "...Yes...Task...Accepted...

[4]

First task: get the quindimensional artifact out of the corruption in space-time in universal cluster [REDACTED]. Here's a warp pad and a containment sphere.

Make fun of the homeless

[3]

They crush you with a morally superior argument. Fuck.

PUT A DONK ON IT

[1]

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

[IcyTea31]

PUT A DONK ON IT

[1]

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

((Your donk wasn't bangin' enough.))

Idea: Instead of ending chaos by destroying everything, simply destroy the inverse keystone keeping everything from getting in order.

Go grab the Nanoforge in a conveniently bread-shaped enviroment suit designed for the hazards of Venus.

[Lolfail0009]

Mogis: "DO WE LOOK LIKE ELDRAZI?

Iroas: "HAHA! BROTHER, THE ELDRAZI COULD NOT DO THIS, BUT WE ARE GODS! LET US VENTURE FORTH!"

Mogis and Iroas enter the sphere and warp.

Karametra: "Those two are far too gung-ho for their own good..."

[WillowLuman]

Nothing can drink it BECAUSE IT MUST BE ABSORBED DIRECTLY BY THE CELLS! MAKE THEIR BODIES PRODUCE THE BOOZE AS PART OF THEIR BLOOD!

[blazing glory]

Get outside and out of sight before the government/military arrives.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"HEY!"
Call everyone back.
"Pay attention: Look at the sun and hold your hand out at arms length-- no, with the palm facing you, fingers together. See the top edge of the barrier-wall? Align your hand with that, and then count the number of hand-widths between it and the sun.

Cool trick huh? Well point is, feel free to grab lunch, but I want you lot working on organization or better before the sun's sunk 2 HandWidths lower in the sky.
You do that and I won't have to revert to some of my..older methods."
"Got it?"