Wait... When did that happen? Has this always been happening? I think I should have been made aware of this earlier.
[5]
Erm, in the last 10 seconds? You've got a while, so haul ass!Tell the omni-verse that the GM has turned from observer to villien and we need to teach him a lesson.
[2]
They don't believe you, and they're not likely to.
Use the power of friendship to create a dangerous cult
[5]
Cult get!
Steal the technology from the future. Also, poison LordSlowpoke with the many, many poison orbs flying around.
[1]
You poison yourself.
Charge!!!!
Charge forward and shoot whoever the other guys are shooting.
[3]
Your guys are getting mown down! Shit!
Order will prevail. Chaos will end. Omnicide.
I predict the secret GM project is about the next boss battle.
[6]
More time rips! Reality is damaged around Earth!
Operation Clear House is a go.Figure out how I can lie on my side and moan loudly when I'm still a large patch of grass.
[2]
You aren't grass any more. A winner is you.
Promote Lyeos/Bay12
[1]
You scare people away from it. ENOUGH METAGAMING DAMMIT
Mid-boss battle time!
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
[5]
You catch the GM wedging massive megaton nuclear bombs into one of the boreholes.
Um, hi?Mid-boss battle time!
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
SURPRISE BOSS ESCALATION
SMASH THROUGH NAV, LEAVING DOZENS OF ENRAGED DRAGONS IN MY WAKE
[4]
You smash through NAV.
Well, this is the last charge, so I'm going to go chill on Mars and explode the reality damage now.SPROUT GIRATINA-ESQUE TENDRILS FROM MY SHOULDERS
[6]
TOO MANY, IT HURRRTS
((Frickin' dice.))
Become immune to the effects of any roll lower than a 4.
[1]
You now have a -1 bonus.
I have no other choice
Mellow my creations with drugs.
(0)
You sorta need drugs in the first place. The dragons run off everywhere again.
Possess a ghostbuster and run back through the door.
[5]
You are now a ghostbuster. Heh.
Yes! Use my potato power to create potato starships crewed by a race of potato people that will obey myself and the GM!
[5]
The potatokin live again.
OoO
((I wonder if they'll recognize me?))
Simian follows the ape's gesture, nods a thanks and gets up to go
"You guys have this under control?"
(('Yeah'))
"Alright, see ya around."
Go over to the flint wall.
(0)
There's a crack in the border that surrounds the forest. A weird dinosaur thing shoots out.
Take the fleet back in time, order it to spread the religion of potatoes to the galaxy so that the present will be converted.
[2]
No time travel, at all, period.
GET IN A MEETING TO DISSCUSE THE CURRENT BATTLE SITUATION
[4]
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE