"Sure! There is nothing that can go wrong with this plan at all!"
[3]
The majority of the boys in dorms charge out. Soon after, robots are shooting them with weird goop that makes a really ugly looking scab that can't be described due to this sites compliances. You've made it to the safety of a car with your friends, though they've both taken a direct hit.
"Drive drive drive!"
Improve on the next batch of clones.
[2]
Still equally as retarded.
Thqt empire rose and fell quite quickly.
Send Carl after my enemies
[2]
Carl doesn't listen to you.
"Wait, I'M A GOD WHYHAVEN'TIDONETHISYET?"
CREATE ENDLESS POKEMON EVERYWHERE, AND ONE DIGIMON FOR KICKS.
[3]
You create 3 pokemon and a turd.
((Carl is going to be the next midboss, isn't he?))
((So when I was barking orders to my (in?)subordinates, had I located them yet or am I completely 'alone'?))
Oh shit.
Retreat into the brush a ways. Listen.
((you're alone))
[4]
You hear loud noises again.
Eat universe.
[6]
NOM.
And now you're stuck outside the universe. Business as normal on the inside.
Crash my space station into a populated planet, cheesify the planet in the resulting explosion.
[5]
Great success! The planet is a giant lump of cheese now.
(DAGFLUGR!)
Play it cool, show them my cargo, try to get away without an intensive search being done by charming the cops and showing them I have nothing to hide.
[1]
Yep, welcome to prison.
((I wanted to make the Xbox peasantry use their Xboxing(the martial art that I made) skills to overthrow the PC gamers, but the Digimon demands my attention.))
"That was totally what I meant to do. He was a shitty follower because...hey look, a Digimon."
Go tame that Digimon.
[5]
You find a Digimon nonetheless and tame it.
Construct a Reality Containment Field ScramblerTN. Scramble the field. Resume omnicide.
[4]
You build a shitty one. The barrier is down.
Steal titan and Land on Icytea
[6]
You steal the Titan Kronos from Tartarus and squash IcyTea with him. Kronos goes back to the 'ruler of the earth' thing.
Construct a Reality Containment Field ScramblerTN. Scramble the field. Resume omnicide.
lock this mad bread in my school of mutual killing
[1]
You try jumping out a window so you can go grab him.
"Sorry dim sim, none for you."Your left leg explodes.
Improve body energy efficiency
[5]
Body is stabilised.
ROLL FOR POWER STAR
[4]
You get one. God help you poor suckers.
Spontaneously gain magic.
[6]
You get snail magic! Then you are promptly taken out of your farm by a French person.
Find whoever is responsible, offer assistance - gorillas should be useful in defeating the other cat-people.
[5]
It's a research facility: they're doing mental enhancement tests on monkeys to see what happens.
"Possible hostiles detected, please help engage. We'd be happy to divert some biological military to your cause as a reward.>I have no mouth, yet have the urge to scream. Contemplate life, and then contemplate the fact that I myself am not technically alive.
[5]
Well, if the GMs made reality, none of you are really alive, because they made you exist. Sorry.
BORD THE SHIPS USING SCYTHERS
[1]
Gauss rifles once again trump weird claw-things.
Dance into other people so they get hit by lasers.
[5]
You start going around killing people.
Music blares!