AGAIN
"I've done it a thousand times before, how hard can it be?"
said the curse words said the curse words
[3]
You resurrect yourself as a lizard.
((Curse these non-humanoid slave collars!))
Offer to be the divine avatar of the GM, cheese, and potatoes in exchange for freedom.
[5]
Done deal, my boy! Now, spread the joy of potatoes to the multiverse.(Um, I just checked the first thread and... it's much worse than humans. My other giblets come from ElephantParade's tea-powered servants.)
Try again, extract DNA from own skull.
((If memory serves, they were human, just really, really, drugged up ones.))
[4]
You extract more human DNA. You've got some strands of tea drugs in there though.
Organize patrols for our borders.
Also, put together a scouting team to find out about our neighbors.
[6]
The frontier is being held.
One faction is being lead by douchemonkey, and they're doing okay. The other faction is making a lot of noise.
Segregation complete. Activating phase 2 of testing...Gas fills the biodome.
Ask GM administrator to give me administrator privileges.
[6]
Alright.Your mind implodes. Welcome to insanity.
Whoopsies, forgot about the information overload.Take over the world with my elite alpaca army.
[6]
You take over Sealand. Greatest victory ever.
Yet from your ranks, a llama rises... and his name is Carl.
Create a form of martial arts called Xboxing and have all my worshipers learn it.
[5]
You develop it. It's surprisingly good.
Drag a member of the audience into the game.
[1]
You explode violently.
Stop breaking every wall.Do the safety dance along with the song, and use powers of suggestion to get people to start doing it with.
[3]
You get like 3 guys doing it.
Also, Gangnam style has 1.99 BILLION views now. That's a fucking lot.
Sway in the breeze to help CaptainMcClellan!
[2]
No wind. FECK
Eat the breeze.
[1]
You swallow too much air and rocket-fart yourself into a wall.
Ah, fuck it.
Get dragged from the audience into this reality. "Well. This is new."
[3]
Why hello there. Welcome to WAOA. Here's your complimentary potato to the face.Go through immigration and wait for the next bad thing to happen to me.
((stop lampshading, it isn't letting up
for at least a few turns a while ever.
[6]
It's signup slip lady again! She's leading you through immigration now.
Wait, is that your crush working the bench?
Please go home. It isn't safe for you here.Yeeeeep. Apparently reality still hates you though.
Help with the gorillas for a bit.
[1]
You don't know where they are.
((Weren't people supposed to get nothing but 1's and 6's last round?))
Reconstruct reality containment field. Resume omnicide.
((they stopped arguing smarty pants))
[6]
You trap yourself inside the reality containment field.
Fuck.
Good thing I outfitted all of the students with explosive collars if they disobey! Also shoot an annoying kid in the face to prove a point
[3]
"If only I hadn't disarmed all the collars... and put them on you psychopaths. Surprise! Check your legs if you don't believe me, I put them there instead, so your legs get blown off instead. Far superior.
Oh yeah, all the kids are fine, it's just you lot in here. Have fun murdering each other and stuff. Or not, I'm probably going to explode you anyway for being such useless lumps of shit."INITIATE MUSIC
[5]
*claps like seal*
>Go back to baking cookies, eh.
[1]
I bought it when you were gone. Go on, skit. Skit.SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
such wow, wow