I'm pretty sure the Arc Words for this game are "The more you hate it, the stronger it gets."
MISSION COMPLETE
TURN INTO HOLE IN SPACE
[4]
You make a pin-sized hole in space time.
Reincarnate as a flower.
[3]
You are grass.
> Fail to realize injury. Realizing makes things happen in cartoons
[1]
Nope, extreme ligament damage.
SUFFOCATE AMERICAN
[6]
He's dead.
Because he was also a rich white american, media up in your ass.
Well, the business was great while it lasted, but:
>Sell cookie company to some poor shmuck and use the proceeds to found a weapons manufactory.
[4]
Eh. It's a pretty shitty weapons plant, but better than nothing. Better start shelling out the AK-47s.
I am the recurring mid-boss. Beirus is the player that I'm attacking. Get it straight.
Become the final boss.
[1]
You're the first mid-boss. Appropriately, you get the turd beaten out of you.
Become a recurring mid-boss.
[4]
You're the Scrappy now. Great.
Also, everyone hates me.
Summon a huge potato over Beirus and Lolfail0009's heads. Let gravity do the rest.
[2]
No potato summon for you.
I don't need oxygen! Kill the captain and take his place.
[1]
No, but you do need pressure. You go flying out the hole.
"Darn, no minions. What do you think, Tenebra?"
NEIGH.
"Of course, it so simple."
Summon and bind demons to my will!
[6]
Too many demons! They break free and trash your stuff!
FIND MY OLD AVATAR
[2]
HE WAS CONVENIENTLY EXPLODED
eat my stomach to get it back.
[6]
This doesn't work out the way you intended. Oh yeah, internal bleeding and such.
"Well, I passed the Drunk Science-Logic-Bending threshold and wound up 'Stoned' in an asteroid for the past several billion years. Sorry about that. So, what happened after I disappeared?"
[2]
"A million years of dominance, before we got our asses handed to us by the Titan Coalition. Which was beaten by the Tribunal of Gods a few billion years later."
Steal the potato from across time and throw at the GM!
[4]
The potato bounces off him.
Getting funny are we?Take out the Frost Moon. Absorb its powers.
[2]
The moon is too big.
Help kill the Frost Moon WITH FIRE
[6]
You set the moon on fire. This was probably a bad idea.
MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN IN CANADA
[5]
A Canadian spills a bottle of maple syrup. It is the second greatest tragedy in Canada's history.
KJ TAKES THE WHEEL! If allowed the Benny Hill theme plays as they are chased.
[6]
Oh yes, you earned this one.
You type in some random coordinates.
Pop! You appear right next to another pirate ship.
"Jump again!"Another pirate ship.
"What? Jump again!""Jump again!""Jump again!""Jump again!""Jump again!""HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Jump again!"So yeah, now there's about 2000 or so pirates chasing you. They've started arguing over the ship.
Learn White Magic. Become the very best, like no one ever was with my staff.
[4]
You're adequate.
Become ethereal and leave those two to the wrath of the Zombie Elves, Nutcrackers, Everscreams and Santa-NKs
Side Action: Make the music happen.
[2]
The mobs get destroyed by modern day weaponry. CURSE YOU REALITY, YOU SUCK
Roll to roll
Alternatively:
Roll to cross-over again!
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Crossover portal opened. Choose destination.