NOT PREPARE FOR RECONSTRUCTION
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NO BRAKES NOW
Reconstruction complete. Welcome.
Welcome to Tokyo. You have the urge to go to your grandmother's onsen-hostel, which is at the top of the stairs in front of you.
You are currently in one of my favorite anime of all time. You hurt the plot or the characters too much and I will butcher you.Afflict the Liberal Party with gangrene and genital shrinkage. Stay on the rock.
[2]
Your genital shrinkage has no effect, and you get chased off the rock. Stupid liberals.
WAVE TRIUMPHANTLY IN THE WIND
[1]
YOU GET SET ON FIRE
Identify alpha-chimp.
[5]
You are alpha chimp.
Become supreme overlord of all cats.
[4]
You control all the cats in the building.
Reboot Chooze industry
[2]
Chooze is illegal. None for you.
Invest in the potato and cheese industry!
[2]
You need more shinies.
Use my arcane knowledge to create a pocket dimension that I can enter from anywhere at anytime.
[3]
It's about a cubic centimeter in volume.
I rolled a 3 not a 1 yah ninny!
Apparntly you didn't post the dice roll.
Start doing pervert stalking or whatever.
[4]
You randomly stalk chicks. Yeah.
>Killed Reimu in one shot.
>Killed Reimu.
>Oh shit-
>Procede to panic as the border of Gensokyo starts to crumble apart, trying to find shelter from the chaos that is about to ensure. I was only trying to please my creator!
[1]
Chaos ensues. You're dismantled, and your CPU is put on trial.
Acquire two-handed sword. Separate all atoms of every potato.
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You split a potato subatomically. The resulting nuclear explosion kills you.
Take scapheap to find the most likely culprit of the Earthpocalypse.
[3]
You find the irradiated corpse of da_nang.
Start existing.
[4]
Okay.
Learn what the Nanoforge actually was, again.
About Propman killing Reimu, I'm surprised he actually killed her. I thought danmaku was just a game the people, yōkai and other beings of Gensokyo like playing and solve disputes with, non-lethally? Even TvTropes says that shooting at someone is practically a greeting in Gensokyo.
Yes, but 6.
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Nanoforge: Lets you manipulate matter sub-atomically. Allows you to convert elements into other elements, to create extensive molecule chains, and the ability to screw with time. It's basically tech-powered matter reshaping.
"Pleh! Rock taste! How long was I in that meteorite? Uh... looks like the Earth has formed! Well then, I've come from the past! And the future! To warn you that this planet will be destroyed. Unless this is another timeline. It'll probably be destroyed anyway! There isn't much time, mister... treasure hunter?"
"...I'm going to wear you as a hat."
Skull hat!
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SKULL HAT GET
Gaben stamp of approval.
Fall from the sky.
[1]
You promptly splatter.
Steal skull hat and wear it
[3]
You steal a fake. CURSES
FINE THEN
I'l MAKE MY OWN
MAKE VOLCANO ERUPT OUT OF GROUND
[6]
The volcano destroys the local area. Well done.
Aw yeah! HIT ME!
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I hope you enjoy not having anything remotely involving dignity, because where you're going, you ain't getting any.
You're an iron butt monkey. THE iron butt monkey.You awaken. The roof fan above you promptly falls on you.
Fall from the sky.
Fight this person.
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EPIC GIBBET PUNCH
Become recurrent sensei/mentor character.
[4]
Eh, you're now the Obi-Wan.
Enter the universe
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You arrive on Earth, the one inside the potato the GM is trapped in.
((A sentient Xbox? I will have all the video games.))
Get ALL the video games! Or make them if they don't exist yet.
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All you have is Duke Nukem: Forever. NOOOOOOOOOOO
Re-enter existence as a changed man, still in mourning memory of my pet terror-bird
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You join a week-long party. Total downer.
BE SOMEWHERE
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YOU'RE IN EARTHS CORE
THIS WAS A BETTER IDEA IN YOUR HEAD
Find another player. Preferably one that was trapped in a meteorite.
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You find NAV punching the gibbets that were New Guy.
Poll
11 (40.7%)
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