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[Playergamer]

((Maybe you should just modkill squidgen...))

[Haspen]

Lord Nathan Bladeheart lifted his shield once more.

Alas! Dragon McPillagePants, with a stroke of luck or godly guidance or something else, got through his defenses. The speed was matched, the shield bypassed, and the axe struck the nobleman in the forehead, turning the lights off for him. Lord Nathan Bladeheart fell to the ground, never waking up.

Le Draco in the meanwhile tried to kill Grog the Eviscerator, but his target had different ideas on mind; with ferocity and speed, he surprised Le Draco and struck him across the chest. Blood began to sizzle as the draocnic man moved away from the axemaster.

Dorai swung his sword lazingly whilst nearby, his companion Sir Murderhappy was under attack from Canon Fader! The two dueled mightily for a moment before Canon Fader rushed at his opponent; the hatchet struck deep into Sir Murderhappy's skull, killing him almost instantly.

Lee Harvey Flophouse's revenge then quickly attacked Echonari. His morningstar wasn't a good chopping weapon, however - so instead, Revenge opted for bashing and mashing. After some thing, Echonari's face looked like a squished strawberry.

It was the same moment in which Sir Hansan III attacked Dorai, apparently seeing the bleeding swordsmaster as an easy target. And he was quite right! For Dorai couldn't mount enough defense against Sir Hansan III's attack, and fell under the blade of his foe's two-handed sword.

Moments later, Grog the Eviscerator tried to finish his job and finally dispose of Le Draco. But the wounded drake man wasn't going to lose this time; with his shield high and feet at ready, he managed to block Grog's axe many times, enough to escape without additional wounds.

Team A no longer fights offensively.
Team B no longer fights defensively.
Dwarfy McCann appears on the battlefield to help Team A!
Rikke, Sir Evan, Killian von Death all reinforce Team B!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

They see me defendin', they hatin'.

Lord Nathan Bladeheart Defends himself!

Squidgen's Guy: Auto attack random enemy every turn if action isn't placed by owner.

Roll for random enemy: 1, Lord Nathan Bladeheart
Roll for Dragon McPillagePants: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Lord Nathan Bladeheart: 1, +1, +1, +3 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg

Lord Nathan Bladeheart has 0/6HP left!
Lord Nathan Bladeheart has been killed!

Attack Grog again.

Roll for Le Draco: 2, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for Grog the Eviscerator: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for damage: 5+1-1-2 = 3dmg

Le Draco has 2/7HP left!

Hmm. Idle?

Dorai idles.

Attack Sir Murderhappy!

Roll for Canon Fader: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Sir Murderhappy: 2, +1, +2, +1 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+1-2 = 3dmg

Sir Murderhappy has -1/7HP left!
Sir Murderhappy has been neutralized!

Attack random foe.

Oops, too late!

Chop, chop, chop that Echonari right up!

Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge: 5 = 5
Roll for Echonari: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 6+1-2 = 5dmg

Echonari has -1/4HP left!
Echonari is no more!

Slice up that guy who blocked my attack! Or the nearest rebel scum, then.

No revenge 4u.

Attack the weakest foe!

??
Enemy with lowest HP: Dorai
Roll for Sir Hansan III: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Dorai: 3, +1, +1, +1 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Dorai has -2/6HP left!
Dorai has been murderized!

attacking Le Draco, that bastard.

Roll for Grog the Eviscerator: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Le Draco: 6 = 6

Nothing happens.

REGEN:

Le Draco now has 3/7HP!

[hops]

Attack the guy with the lowest HP!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Defend!

[Harry Baldman]

"Man, this mornin' star be way better than a crossbow! Jus' look at all this killin' I'm makin'!"

Smash Dragon McPillagePants as my very next trick!

[swordsmith04]

Roll for Sir Hansan III: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Dorai: 3, +1, +1, +1 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Dorai has -2/6HP left!
Dorai has been murderized!

Wait, what about my shield bonus?

[Haspen]

Roll for Sir Hansan III: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Dorai: 3, +1, +1, +1 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Dorai has -2/6HP left!
Dorai has been murderized!

Wait, what about my shield bonus?

+1 from Tactic, +1 from Short Sword, +1 from Shield due to not-defending. All is right afaik v:

[Playergamer]

Attack Le Draco.

[swordsmith04]

Roll for Sir Hansan III: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Dorai: 3, +1, +1, +1 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Dorai has -2/6HP left!
Dorai has been murderized!

Wait, what about my shield bonus?

+1 from Tactic, +1 from Short Sword, +1 from Shield due to not-defending. All is right afaik v:

Shields don't give the full bonus when Idling?

Name: Hamun
Side: B
Skill: Healthy
HP:
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:

[Hawk132]

Impale Dragon McPillagePants on my sword! If he's dead, attack enemy with lowest health.

[Kingbodz]

Name: David Redclaw
Side: B
Skill: Swordmaster
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
((This still open?))

[Haspen]

Shields don't give the full bonus when Idling?

Nup!

Both added!

[Digital Hellhound]

'I'LL MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF YOUR SCALES, COWARD!' Grog roared. 'MY WIFE WILL BE PLEASED!'

Slice and dice Le Draco.

[darkpaladin109]

Name: The Incredible Bulk
Side: B
Skill: Healthy
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

[Haspen]

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