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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 113431 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #495 on: June 28, 2014, 02:35:45 pm »

And I believe 4 is in range of 3 to 8 :P
I as referring to my char sheet, which says 3-7 while the weapon description says 3-8. But yes, four is in that range.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #496 on: June 28, 2014, 03:24:36 pm »

Attack Sir Brenzen, or Canon Fader if Brenzen is dead.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #497 on: June 28, 2014, 05:12:05 pm »

Stab the enemy commander! Or any enemy that seems to be an imperialist enemy of the revolution!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #498 on: June 28, 2014, 07:46:24 pm »

kill the enemy with lowest health
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #499 on: June 28, 2014, 07:47:13 pm »

Protect Sir Brenzen!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #500 on: June 29, 2014, 05:54:21 am »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #501 on: June 29, 2014, 11:31:35 am »

ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
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« Reply #502 on: June 29, 2014, 05:03:18 pm »

With Lord Nathan Bladeheart in attack, Urist the Crappy had to worry about his own well-being. But the man clad in dwarven armor quickly got rid of the annoying assailant, easily parrying or blocking his strikes with own shield and armor, if needed.

Drake Knight then again stood in front of Sir Brenzen, the fragile yet devastating axemaster.

In the meanwhile, Dragon McPillagePants attacked Vaseraeon! The two dueled till the axe of Dragon struck Vaseraeon in the thigh, making little of the blood trickle. 'Tis unimportant', thought Vaseraeon, and oh, how terribly, terribly wrong he was going to be proven, very, very soon.

As Le Draco rushed toward Sir Brenzen, Drake Knight of course intercepted him and the two fought. Furious was Le Draco's attack, but Drake Knight parried the strikes with his sword, blocked it with his own shield, or stepped away from the axe with his quick feet.

But yet again it was the same tactic as earlier - to distract Drake Knight. Dorai the swordmaster went after now defenseless Sir Brenzen, who suddenly swung his axe! With surprising speed, however, Dorai took a defensive stance and avoided being cut in two by the battleax.

Then, it was Vaseraeon who attacked Sir Brenzen. But again, Sir Brenzen counterattacked almost instantly, catching the wounded Vaseraeon by surprise. With scream of pain he fell, clutching the stub that was his upper left leg, as the rest of the appendage was lying nearby. Blod gushed out quickly from his body, and Vaseraeon breathed last a minute later.

"Hark! Those Palatine dogs, they're already so close!?" It was no one else than Prince Salem; it has happened, the soldiers of Palatine cut their way through the rebels right into the heart of their army.

Urist the Crappy in the same while went after Lou Tenant, seeing him as fragile and thus, easy to beat opponent. But Lou Tenant proved his skill and determination, and easily danced around the heavily armored man; until an opportunity arose and the spear went into Urist's visor. Feeling his cheek stabbed, the man jumped away in panic.

Lou Tenant then decided to harass someone else; the fabled and feared Sir Brenzen, wielder of the deadly battleaxe. And lo and behold! With furious yell, Lou Tenant plunges his spear into Sir Brenzen's chest, depriving him of thought and breath for a moment. It was a deep wound, but Sir Brenzen quickly swung with his battleax, scaring Lou Tenant away.

Nearby, Canon Fader decided to finish off Lord Nathan Bladeheart; and he almost did, but the man of iron will and extreme luck struck Canon Fader in the thigh! As new wound opened and shed blood, Canon cursed under his breath.

"Do not falter, brothers! We cannot fail Yerusalea!" Prince Salem shouted, trying to rally his supporters. If he dies here and now, the Yerusalean army will fall into chaos, and become easy pickings for their tyrants!


Sir Murderhappy of Team B hears the Prince and arrives at the battlefield!
Team B no longer fights cowardly.

Objectives!
Soldiers of Palatine, Servants of God: (Team A)
Victory condition: Kill Prince Salem!
Rebels aka Soldiers of Free Yerusalea: (Team B)
Ensure safety of Prince Salem by fulfilling 1 of these objectives:
1. Repel the Palatine attack by killing 5 Palatineans (3/5 killed)
2. Protect Prince Salem for 5 turns so he can retreat to safer position (5/5 turns passed) - OBJECTIVE COMPLETED!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #503 on: June 29, 2014, 05:05:30 pm »

Finish Bladeheart once and for all!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #504 on: June 29, 2014, 05:11:24 pm »

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Name: Rikke
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HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #505 on: June 29, 2014, 05:11:40 pm »

((Wait, how did I get hurt when I beat Canon Fader ' roll? And where were my defensive bonuses? I call shenanigans!))

Defend the prince,
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #506 on: June 29, 2014, 05:16:33 pm »

Doh, my bad. Fixed.

Also, added to waitlist, Tiruin!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #507 on: June 29, 2014, 05:19:29 pm »

Continue Defending Sir Brenzen!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #508 on: June 29, 2014, 05:19:50 pm »

Destroy the enemy of the common man (the guy who will be attacking the prince soon)!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #509 on: June 29, 2014, 05:32:45 pm »

Damn. I doubt I'll enter the battle again, but here goes anyway.

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