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[Blade Master Model 42]

"Alright, one down! Glory to the Verdo family!"

Now attack Kirby the Second! Fight defensively! ATTACK WILL ALL AVAILABLE MIGHT.

[Nerjin]

"No one attacks Lee Harvey Oswald a second time like Gaston!"

"Wait! I sees another tosser with treasure!"

Ignore Gaston and shoot Alec Bladeheart... in the face!

"Very well!

No one switches targets to Betarius like Gaston!"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Continue attacking Barnabus while parrying Alec's attacks.
"I'm going to kill both of you!

[darkpaladin109]

Continue attacking Barnabus while parrying Alec's attacks.
"I'm going to kill both of you!

((One at a time, dirty cheater ))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Continue attacking Barnabus while parrying Alec's attacks.
"I'm going to kill both of you!

((One at a time, dirty cheater ))

((And yet in the previous turn I did just that :p))

[GiglameshDespair]

Soldiers! Rally and hold!

Tactics: Defensive tactics!

[Xanmyral]

Kill all marksmen!

[Beirus]

((I like how Lee Harvey stops being targeted when he goes after me. Nobody leaves their teammate vulnerable like Gaston, I suppose.  ))
"I hate marksmen. A marksman killed my brother. You are the most similar one here. You die now."
Go kill Lee Harvey.

[Sheb]

Can I be waitlisted as Bowy McCann? He's a marksman with a bow obviously, and he'll side with the palatinate.

[Haspen]

Added!

[Haspen]

Awaiting post from:

Nerjin
darkpaladin109
Xanmyral
BladeMasterModel42
Harry Baldman
BlitzDungeoneer
Beirus
GiglameshDespair

...Oh. Derp. I will make the turn when I wake up

[Haspen]

Betarius ran into the field, shouting orders and making the soldiers of Palatine take a step backwards as losses mounted and the rebels scored hits on poorly defended palatines.

Gaston LaFou wasn't going to let the commander do his work; with his axe he swung at Betarius, wounding him in the hand. But as much as it was bleeding, Betarius didn't falter! "You have to try harder to kill a Palatine!" He shouts in anger.

In the meanwhile, Barnabus von Beardington, akin to a bull, rushed at Lee Harvey and knocked him onto his back. Then, with a roar of terror, Barnabus lifted his morning star, and swung it downwards, and the force of the blow made Lee's head explode in gory mess of crushed skull and gore bits of flesh.

Issallu Verdo didn't want to be worse than that, so he attacked Kirby the Second. But Kirby knew better and hid behind his shield, already prepared for such occurence. The flail flailed against the shield, and Kirby was safe for the time being.

Then, Kirby the Second ran away from Issallu and assaulted Barnabus. The armor was thick, however, and the plated layers were many. "What to do?" Kirby asked himself, before he found an answer - with all his might, he swung his mace at Barnabus von Beardington XVII's helmet. The loud clonk muffled the quiet crunch as the force of the blow crushed the bearded one's skull under the masterwork headpiece.

Aria Vin'Carro, as well as Nubib and Bowy McMann rush to help their teams!

Team A is now at just slight disadvantage!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

SPECIAL:

Soldiers! Rally and hold!

Tactics: Defensive tactics!

Team A is now fighting Defensively!

SOLDIERS:

No one switches targets to Betarius like Gaston!"

Roll for Gaston LaFou: 4 = 4
Roll for Betarius: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-2 = 2dmg

Betarius has 2/4HP left!

SMASH UP THAT LEE HARVEY GUY, YEAH

Roll for Barnabus von Beardington XVII: 5 = 5
Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 7-1 = 6dmg

Lee Harvey Flophouse has -4/6HP left!
Lee Harvey Flophouse is dead!

Kill all marksmen!

None in the field!

Now attack Kirby the Second! Fight defensively! ATTACK WILL ALL AVAILABLE MIGHT.

Roll for Issallu Verdo: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for Kirby the Second: 2 = 2

Nothing happens.

Ignore Gaston and shoot Alec Bladeheart... in the face!

Nope, yer ded!

Continue attacking Barnabus

Roll for Kirby the Second: 6 = 6
Roll for Barnabus von Beardington: 5, -1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-4 = 1!

Barnabus von Beardington has 0/7HP left!
Barnabus von Beardington has been killed!

Go kill Lee Harvey.

Can't kill what's already dead~!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Father, are you happy now?"
Attack Alec.

[Beirus]

"Why don't I send you to join your father so you can ask him."
Counter-attack Kirby II.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Nah, I'm fine. You could probably use some counselling with your father, though. Oh wait, he's dead!"