Whaaaaat? An actual update? Ach mein Gott!
Greetings all you sexy people, a hotdog playing the fiddle here and you’re reading the first update to Angelash.
I’m sure you’re all wondering why it has taken so long. It took so long because Koss fucked up and I procrastinated. Whatever, now this is out so I hope you don’t mind. This is written while I’m playing, so there won’t be any foresight on my side. Koss may do it differently. Regardless, as you’ve all read the first post, I presume you know what’s going on. We’re settling here:
In the name of the Mountains of Lashing, we colonize this piece of shit land! Honestly, I have no idea what towers bring in this mod, so if I end up getting year round zombie sieged, so be it.
So going through the
ponies hoomans, I think I’ve found a winner for Koss’ hooman!
Sorry about the sex change though.
And here I am!
Oh goddamnit. Well. Serves me right chopping off his wing wang. Now my schnitzel is also gone. Anyway, I get around to setting up our other guys with… One eighty five points left. Wow those points go fast, don’t they? SO AFTER REMOVING THE REINFORCED CERAMIC ARMOR, I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH POINTS TO ACTUALLY FIT MY GUYS WITH SKILLS!
After setting up a doctor, two wood cuts with various skills, a military dood, a leader dood, and a grower cook brewer dood, I think I have all the doods skilled out effectively. Anyone else I missed could be retooled in DFhack’s therapist thing. Anyway, with the remaining 376, I’m going to buy Koss a second robot dog. Then I realize that those are scrap wood items. I ditch those and grab some cheaper things. I buy a Mr. Gutsy to supplement our forces.
I also bought a set of breeding dogs and a pair of war dogs to protect our grorious reader.
WELL TIME TO EMBARK!
Radrats.
That probably explains it enough. Oh yeah, tell me what format you guys like best. The humurous non roleplay logs or the roleplay logs.
Well. We’re here. Koss has already gotten in his armor, meanwhile I’ve simply stayed with my two dogs and look at the map of the area we were given. The mountains are farther north. We might move our gear up there to shelter is while we prepare to secure the rest of the area. Protecting ourselves before luxuries.Oh fuck forgot boots… You don’t need feet do you? Pretend you’re in a Joss Whedon film.Holy fucking shit! That fucking grass thing moved. Oh gods we’re moving north indeed. Holy fucking shit that thing is… Burn it with fire!
Seems someone retooled our Mr. Handy into this… Mr. Sturdy… thing. I don’t trust it. Looks shady.
Seems we got lucky with the RNG. Robobrain and a Mr. Sturdy.
Koss went and bashed this poor rat’s brains in. His dog tore into its corpse on its way back. Fucking hell. I guess if she wants to protect us, this is the first step.
Progress! Hopefully by the end of this month we’ll have temporary homes set up so I can sleep without looking at those… things. FEV isn’t supposed to do that right? Oh and I uh… had the men set up a farm. I wasn’t able to jot it down on that estimation. Koss wanted me to talk about doing some record keeping…
Well, I hate to leave you guys with azure spheres, however, I cannot continue this sleep deprived forting for much longer.
Be sure to let me know if you want a hooman how you think of the style of my journals(because you’re stuck with them)
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