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[TamerVirus]

Create the smell of rotting decay in the living room!

Knock over the fridge!

[~Neri]

((No idea, if it is then I assume BG will cancel out the third or second.))

[killerhellhound]

Can I join as a Human please

Action Make my self a sandwich

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Play Dwarf Fortress.

[IcyTea31]

Stomp out the little fire and make myself a turkey sandwich out of spite for that publicity stunt ruining my telly.

Animate the sandwich so it bites Sinvara instead of conceding to its doom in the dark jaws of evil. If he fails in making the sandwich, make it for him and do as above.

((If only you knew...))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((A sphincter acts like a valve inside several places in your body. Causing them to all fail would result in massive organ damage, and said person shitting themselves.))'

Make all of someone's sphincters fail!

[IcyTea31]

((A sphincter acts like a valve inside several places in your body. Causing them to all fail would result in massive organ damage, and said person shitting themselves.))

((Soiling yourselfself is not much of a concern when your heart can't pump blood in the right direction, your lungs collapse and your own intestines get digested. Needless to say, you'd die in less than a minute.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Yes, but they poo themselves. That is way funnier.))

[Lyeos]

Use my 'Magical Driver's License Door Opening Technique' to unlock the door.

[scapheap]

Complain about the lack of good books in the ear of a passing ghost. Don't recogized the fact that I'm talking to a ghost

[blazing glory]

Human:
Burn a wolf costume!

(5) You burn a wolf costume and prevent the fire from spreading,yay......

Stomp out the little fire and make myself a turkey sandwich out of spite for that publicity stunt ruining my telly.

(1) Your shoes catch fire and suddenly a turkey manifests in front of you,it doesn't look happy.

Make the room absurdly hot.
Make the sink spray water at the chef.
HoNkHoNkHonK!

(4) The room is so hot that the chef has had enough and tosses the knife away and leaves the room.

Create the smell of rotting decay in the living room!

Knock over the fridge!

(6) The living room smells of tulips and roses.

Action Make my self a sandwich

(1) You make a turkey sandwich.

Play Dwarf Fortress.

(2) Powercut!

Stomp out the little fire and make myself a turkey sandwich out of spite for that publicity stunt ruining my telly.

Animate the sandwich so it bites Sinvara instead of conceding to its doom in the dark jaws of evil. If he fails in making the sandwich, make it for him and do as above.

((If only you knew...))

(6) killerhellhounds sandwich starts moving.

Make all of someone's sphincters fail!

(6) Your own sphincter fail,except your not living so nothing happens.

Use my 'Magical Driver's License Door Opening Technique' to unlock the door.

(2) Nope.

Complain about the lack of good books in the ear of a passing ghost. Don't recogized the fact that I'm talking to a ghost

(1) Something hits you and flees.

[~Neri]

Manifest knife in the living room. HONK!

[killerhellhound]

Hit the sandwich with nearest heavy object

(If I get a six can I bash a sandwich to mush with a fridge  )

[smurfingtonthethird]

Make someone poo themselves at the cost of their sphincters!

[TamerVirus]

TURN WATER TO WINE, LIKE JESUS. AND WHEN I MEAN WINE, I MEAN BLOOD AND GUTS