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[Tawa]

It's simple, Taw. You embrace the Scan and get Eternal Life after the Heat Death.

Life after death, Taw. Life after death.

As the Scan Book says "And so it was written that, in those final days when all the Scans of above and below were in despair, a mighty bang would occur. Aye, a bang to end all bangs. And, rising through their despair, the Scan will ride the wave of creation into a new age, and shape it to the Scan. And in the Intense Lands Descan shall look upon the earth, and it shall vibrate. And Descan will see that all is well in the world."

... Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, they've got you.

SNAP OUT OF IT DW4RFY BEFORE HENDERSON RUNS DOWN THE CHURCH OF DESCAN WITH A C4 TANKER

* Tawarochir  grabs Dw4rfY, P.T. Robinson the hot dog vendor, and the entire Wheel of Time series and hides in his anti-Elder Gods bunker

[Sinistar]

It's totally over, shut up.

it's over

it's over

it's over

It's not over

not over

not over

not over yet

[TD1]

It's simple, Taw. You embrace the Scan and get Eternal Life after the Heat Death.

Life after death, Taw. Life after death.

As the Scan Book says "And so it was written that, in those final days when all the Scans of above and below were in despair, a mighty bang would occur. Aye, a bang to end all bangs. And, rising through their despair, the Scan will ride the wave of creation into a new age, and shape it to the Scan. And in the Intense Lands Descan shall look upon the earth, and it shall vibrate. And Descan will see that all is well in the world."

... Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, they've got you.

SNAP OUT OF IT DW4RFY BEFORE HENDERSON RUNS DOWN THE CHURCH OF DESCAN WITH A C4 TANKER

* Tawarochir  grabs Dw4rfY, P.T. Robinson the hot dog vendor, and the entire Wheel of Time series and hides in his anti-Elder Gods bunker

* Th4DwArfY1 blinks

Wha...
How'd I get here? Ohhh, is that WoT? Hi Taw! What book you on? Mind if I borrow book number two?

[Loud Whispers]

It's never ogre until the fat scan sings

[LordSlowpoke]

It's never ogre until the fat scan sings

you're a fat scan

* LordSlowpoke thumps loud whispers with a book of songs

[Loud Whispers]

Scans immortal forever, never singing

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir enters wearing a hazmat suit

* Tawarochir casts Scan on Street Fighter II

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS QUICKLY

IT MUST HAPPEN

[Darvi]

If I knew how to MUGEN, I would.

[EnigmaticHat]

His ultimate move is summoning a horde of scans that fills the screen and tramples his opponent.

[Tawa]

[HADOKEN INTENSIFIES]

[BlackFlyme]

I turned the gorillion samurai into a scan because I have nothing better to do right now.

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[KingofstarrySkies]

Bump, because why not.

[WillowLuman]

I don't see why not.
I also don't see why.

[TD1]

AHH

This dead thing twitched!

Or did it...Intensify?

[Tawa]

It's always twitching.

That viking? It's a zombie viking. His cold, soulless eyes stare menacingly. His toothy frown snarls in anger. And the intensifying you thought you knew? The effects of a sick facsimile of rigor mortem are setting in... forever.

I mean, it's only logical. Do you realize how many people he bit? I was one for a while.