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Oh hell yes!

Oh hell no!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Combat
Hippo-sized Monitor

Combat!
Shove playergamer, and the c4 into the mouth of the lizard. Then boom!

Combat: Lizard
Shove TamerVirus in front of the lizard and detonate the C4

[1] VS [6]

TamerVirus is exploded! Playergamer has taken some of the blast and went flying into the wall! There is a loud crunch. Playergamer is unconscious and Tamervirus is exploded!

Combat

Flee from the shovers

[5]

You dodge the worst of the explosion. You're only slightly heated.

The lizard is dead! One contestant is now gibbets! Another is unconscious, and the last is completely fine. Final two contestants, are you willing to share the prize? Oh wait, that guy's unconscious. IRONTOMATO WINS!

Irontomato, choose your prize: Five thousand dollars OR a cybernetic enhancement of your choosing!

Playergamer, choose your punishment (if you wake up): Eat a full plate of elephant shit OR sleep for 8 hours INSIDE a waterbed filled with poo.

Random
Minefield

Random:Minefield (It)

Follow the map around the minefield, not trying to tag anyone, but trying to scare them into running into mines.

"Audience! Are! You! Ready?!"

"We've been ready for an hour! Hurry the fuck up!"

[4]

You trick two people into running into mines. Painful!

Random: Minefield.
Same plan as before. Don't run unless Lyeos tries to tag me.
((Its too bad there is no safe area we could try to brave the mines to get to.))

[6]

That's a great idea that I just stole from your mind!

A few mines explode randomly.

Go there, I exploded the mines at that spot!

Bear Mud Wrestling

Use alchemy to turn the bear into mud.

[2]

It turns out alchemy isn't real. Bear swots you again.

C'mon! Punch the beaaaar!

Missions

Swot the panda again and again in the head!

[5]

The panda legs it. VICTORY

Mission - Tiger Assasination
Take some small stones and sharpen them.

[1]

You fail at knapping forever.

Mission.
Climb up, watch out for others players and the mission objective.

[6]

You bang your head on the roof of the biodome.

Stop that!

[Playergamer]

Eat the plate of OH GOD WHY.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Wake up. Is the lizard dead?

((choose a punishment dammit I'm not waiting two turns))

[Helgoland]

Survey area.

[darkpaladin109]

Repeat previous action.

[blazing glory]

VICTORY!!! follow it!

[The Froggy Ninja]

Falcoooon Punch!

[Beirus]

Random: Minefield

Get to the closest safe, already exploded area. Go to one in the opposite direction if Lyeos comes near me.

[IronTomato]

Reward:

Artificial Muscles

[NRDL]

Track any deer around. 

[Lyeos]

Plot a course for Beirus, then deck the mofo!

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Guys, super cereal, put your division above your post please. Also, respawning after you die is a thing.))'

Missions

Survey area.

[6]

You can see trees. And trees. Don't forget the trees.

Repeat previous action.

[3]

You produce two small sharp stones.

VICTORY!!! follow it!

[1]

Charge, CHARGE! Then you run into a clearing with a dozen bears.

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

Track any deer around. 

[4]

Operation Cervophile is a success. You see a bunch down in a clearing.

Random
Bear!

Falcoooon Punch!

[2]

Not surprisingly, the bear gives two shits and swots you again. PAIN

Minefield

Random: Minefield

Get to the closest safe, already exploded area. Go to one in the opposite direction if Lyeos comes near me.

[5]

You get there without asploding. There are two other people there.

Plot a course for Beirus, then deck the mofo!

[1]

They all leggit to the next safe zone. NUTS

Combat- Resolution

Eat the plate of OH GOD WHY.

[2]

And lo, there was much vomiting and humiliation that day.

Reward:

Artificial Muscles

[5]

They install a full set of artificial muscles in you. You are now ungodly strong.

Combat is over! Hurry up, you other dolts.

[Lyeos]

 Random: Minefield (It)

 Use this to my advantage by rushing towards them, and decking that scrub Beirus and all the rest. Surely they won't try to flee the safe zone!

[NRDL]

Sneak attack one deer, stab it in the leg, to cripple it, NOT to kill it.

[Helgoland]

Climb down to about 3 meters, find a nice stable branch, and club down any passers-by.