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Gross Punishment games?

Oh hell yes!
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2014, 07:13:59 pm »

Bear

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« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2014, 07:21:55 pm »

Eliminate the Target
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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2014, 07:49:14 pm »

The Mission contestants have all selected 'Kill the Target'! We're still waiting on the others.

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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2014, 08:01:28 pm »

"Voice from the sky, what are we competing for?"
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« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2014, 08:04:13 pm »

"Voice from the sky, what are we competing for?"

Potatoes and Cheese.
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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2014, 10:16:54 pm »

Fight the hippos sized lizard!
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2014, 10:37:08 pm »

ROUND 1

Missions

The contestants are transported to Biodome 1, which is a replica of a rainforest.

Your target is a tiger. Harvest the biodome for the resources you'll need to make weapons, because for this challenge, you start with nothing but the clothes you're wearing. The ceasefire lasts [2 turns], starting from the siren!

Random

Play tag in a minefield, obviously. Let the others die, then eeeeeaaasy victory.
Play tag in a minefield!
Eliminate that target.

You are transported to Biodome 97, a replication of a minefield in Kabul, Afghanistan. There are 17 other people in the dome.

The rules are very simple. The player selected to be "it" chases the others, attempting to get close enough to tag them—touching them with a hand—while the others try to escape. If you are tagged, you join the ranks of "it" and help the original "it" to catch the others. The last man not it AND the person with the most tags wins the game. However, touching a mine gets you disqualified rather quickly. For this reason, the people that are it gets a map of the mine layout, otherwise the game could end weirdly. Ceasefire lasts [5 rounds]. [1] Lyeos is it. BEGIN!

Bear

You are transported to a steel holding cell (a 20m metal hemisphere), containing shin-deep mud and a grizzly bear. It looks... agitated.

Rules are that you need to pin down the bear for 5 seconds in order to win.

Combat

Hippo sized lizard.
Fight the hippos sized lizard!

You are put in a steel holding cell with a hippo sized monitor lizard.

Kill it. Once it is dead, you can either split the prize or force each other to submit it to you. Weapons available to you include [6] one satchel of C4, each.



"Voice from the sky, what are we competing for?"

I'm glad you asked, random citizen! They are mostly chosen so that they can be split up between the victors. Today's prizes include:

Missions:
Twenty thousand dollars OR one week's stay in the system-famous Utopia biodome.

Random: Three days stay in the Utopia biodome and ten thousand dollars OR a family-sized slot in the newest Sol system colony on Europa, secluded to launch one year from now!
(Ts & Cs apply)

Combat: Five thousand dollars OR a cybernetic enhancement of your choosing!

Punishments shall be decided at the end of the rounds. Good luck to all contestants!

Three...two...one...GO!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 10:57:39 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2014, 10:40:13 pm »

Combat Division: Hippo Sized Lizard

Bait it to lunge at me, then throw the satchel, armed to explode, into it's mouth.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 11:04:16 pm by Playergamer »
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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2014, 10:42:28 pm »

Random Division: Minefield (It)

Wave my arms a little to scare the others into running into mines!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 11:02:43 pm by Lyeos »
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Re: Would You Rather...
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2014, 10:43:24 pm »

Combat! vs. Hippo sized lizard!

while the lizard is distracted, run to the side and throw the explosive onto it!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 11:07:19 pm by TamerVirus »
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Re: Would You Rather... Round 1 is a go!
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2014, 10:52:19 pm »

Random Division: Minefield
Don't run unless Lyeos gets near me.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 11:09:26 pm by Beirus »
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Would You Rather... Round 1 is a go!
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2014, 11:01:20 pm »

((Also, can you add your chosen division above your movement for the turn? Makes shit a LOT easier for me.

For example:

Random Division: Minefield

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Re: Would You Rather... Round 1 is a go!
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2014, 11:31:02 pm »

Combat: Hippo Sized Lizard

Jump on the lizard's back and immobilize it
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Re: Would You Rather... Round 1 is a go!
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2014, 11:34:08 pm »

Random Division: None

Find the charter for the next round, so I'll be on time for that one at least.
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Re: Would You Rather... Round 1 is a go!
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2014, 11:37:45 pm »

A notice for any latecomers, the less popular divisions "Games" and "Gross" can be opened instantly if at least two people join either one!
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