Drevin makes the most idiotic attempt to communicate with dream cthulu.
You cannot understand dream cthulu as there is no dream cthulu, it's dream Cthulhu that is busy licking your brain. It sorta hurts... A lot. ((You got a one~))
Devonayx: Check to see if there are any creme horns left.
You wander down to the pantry to get some creme horns, you discover there are several boxes of creme horns, the problem is that they are a tad hard to reach, they are juuust out of reach, if only you were a little taller, or if you knew where the step ladder went then you could get to them. ((Decent roll but not quite good enoughs~))
Idle. Look suitably bored.
You appear very alert and happy and attentive and hyper. You also fail to sit around and idle, you end up pacing around. ((Aaalso a one~))
Take a look at my immediate surroundings, ears and nose doing their work as well.
Big room, lots of random crates, air smells stagnant, possibly nobody has been in here for years judging by the amount of dust on everything. Person in doorway.Hales wakes up and looks around to see where he is.
You are laying in a hallway. Something runs past you but you don't manage to see what it is before it rounds a corner.Kimberly have no idea why he is bothering with opening this particular door, but it's better than sleeping and hiding waiting for a good opportunity to find an excuse to not be kicked offboard.
See if there happen to be any industrial grade cutting implements lying around here outside secure storage.
You wander around looking for cutting implements, however you fail to find any as you bop into a tall alien person. You feel a vague pressure on your mind. The alien says hello.Try to read the person's thoughts.
"Hello?"
You get the strangest craving for catnip and spacetuna. You say hello.Follow like the sleep-deprived idiot I am and start making breakfast.
((Kevak i swears to dog if stage 4 turns me into doggy woggy pwerson I will wam this ship into the neawest blackhole))
((It doesn't. It does something else. And I totally didn't edit the quote. Totally didn't. *Kevak looks around suspiciously* But seriously, it won't turn you into a dogperson. The only stage that manifests physically on you at all is stage two. Stages 3 and 4 don't affect yous.))
You arrive in the kitchen and hear a person greet you, you go and make breakfast. Lots of sausage, lots of eggs, lots of pancakes, lots of bacon, lots of hash browns, lots of generally breakfast related stuffs, you also wonder why you're sleep depraved seeing how you have taken so many naps recently, you then realize that you are not sleep depraved at all.((I'm guessing you have the same 'changes' as me, cause duality and things.))
"You're one to talk, you've got cat ears!"
"... I think you need some sleep, cooking guy."
To the mess hall, for breakfast!
((No cat ears yet. That's part of Stage 2, Lyeos's character and the cat are on Stage 1 and Smurf's and the dog are on Stage 3. Stage 4 is when it starts getting really interesting.))
((Also Lyeos, your sig is false, you are not a terrible person. You are a nice person.))
((I'm worried, now.))
((And no, it's pretty accurate.))
You encounter a person in a trench coat. Lermen wanders into the kitchen. The person in the trenchcoat greets you.Strike up a conversation with Lily and Lerman as they arrive.
"Good morning."
You greet them. Lerman wanders into the kitchen, Lily just sorta stands there.Aye, Go back to the bridge and get me a status report!
Status report! Ship is overall fine, door jam that the AI is frantic about somewhere on the ship, several holes in internal walls, the bridge is missing a wall. Stuff in airvents.Guard the bridge from feline attackers. Sledgehammers to the ready!
You guard the bridge from the nonexistent feline attackers, you feel very silly and think you should do something productive, such as fix the wall you destroyed.Select Load Game.
The game takes several minutes to load, but when it finishes loading, it displays the wall of room from the first person view. The graphics are much much much better then you would expect a ancient game console to have.Give the storage bay a quick look around.
Crates, lots and lots of crates, also lots and lots of dust, something recently disturbed the dust, you can see some footprints but can't tell where they lead.((You guys do know you can talk right? Talking does not constitute an action. You can talk amongst yourselves as much as you want between updates.))
((Tell me if I missed anyone, gonna go shower, will be on in about 45 minutes probablies.))
((This game will resume a daily update schedule starting today. Please try to post at least once a day and attempt to let me know if you can't beforehand. I can get actions from CMC through Steam so his temporary mute isn't a problem.))
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